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A CONVICTION TRADE

This is my balls on the kitchen island, whilst speed chopping carrots, play: GET LONG AIRLINES. These fuckers are about to explode to the upside. Do you know why?

The seasonality Gods have spoken to me and they despise oil. They are in the camp of Dennis Gartman and feel, emphatically, that oil will trade down to a wooden nickel (not a regular nickel, a fucking wooden one!), pre-industrial revolution pricing for a post hedonistic society.

While some of you lasses prance around NYC in search of 100kt jewelry to be placed and stored inside your vaults, “The Fly” is in full tax collector mode today, relentlessly burning the candle at both ends to find a winner.

That future winner is SAVE. Write it down on a piece of paper, shove it in a bottle, and then toss it to Europe. I don’t give a shit what you do with it, as long as you know that I mentioned it here today. Stick it up your ass for all I care.

With available proceeds, I also bought AGIO, the cancer curing company (muauauaauah).

My agenda is stacked heavy with things to do, people to see, and enemies to destroy. Please, for the love of all that is graceful in this short life, do not waste the time of a Space Alien Magician, for it is a mortal sin.

In short, fuck oil; I’m an airplane man.

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12 comments

  1. thomasjefferson

    $VA till May, then go away. That’s my policy.

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  2. it is showtime

    Re – Taliation

    Rangebound

    #Norecordhighs

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  3. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Claptrap, oil has not yet begun to trade higher!

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  4. vale

    I don’t know how $ SAVE is doing well. Flown it once for work, never again. Work removed it from the choice of airlines as most complained about it. Fare may be cheaper, but they suck. Can’t even view available seats without paying… after one pays for seat selection, carry on, checked bag and glass of water one does not save any. Sure one can not select a seat, travel without any bags, drink non potable water from the toilet, and one can save coin. I travel a lot, and most complaints I hear are about how bad Spirit is.

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  5. banjoman

    Excellent choice Sir Fly.

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  6. bankindamonkey

    how about JBLU Fly?

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  7. the profit

    Inventories are building again as per API. Saudis are pumping more and they don’t care, because they hate those dirty Iranian Shiites. They hate the dirty men of the Bakkens even more.

    That is all.

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  8. fryguy15

    Spirit is the school bus of airlines

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  9. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Why SAVE vs other airlines? No hedge?

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