I was very optimistic about my prospects this morning. My second largest position, AGIO, went through the roof and the sun was setting on the last bear. Late in the afternoon, all of my stocks had erections, all headlong towards new highs.
DURING THE FINAL MINUTES OF TRADE, A LOT OF THAT CHANGED.
There were moments, perhaps even minutes, of sheer panic on my behalf. I went from +0.71% to +0.4%, without pause (no homo). It’s not the loss of capital that is alarming, but the rate of change. Frankly, this drama I speak of, this house of horrors filled with smokey mirrors, is an experience I’d rather not repeat again.
As I type this, my gains are recovering somewhat, up to 0.47%. This volatility will indeud be the death of me.
“HERE LIES A SPACE ALIEN MAGICIAN WHO PERISHED ON THE BEACHES OF WALL STREET, DEATH BY DRAMATIC RATE OF CHANGE DECLINE.”
Do not get drunk and cause fights in the saloon lads. Modify your tempers and come back to the field of battle tomorrow, in order to inflict permanent and everlasting (extra mum-ra) damage onto those who seek to destroy you.
I will now try to deal with the emotions that I am feeling now, only being up 0.43% for the day.
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I prefer Mars, the Bringer of War
that’s because you’re a savage, without decorum.
Not completely. On another note, Holst wrote this a century ago…
On a final note, here is where the center part of that composition is derived: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvouc8Qs_MI&spfreload=10
Finally someone with class on this site.
HERE LIES A SPACE ALIEN MAGICIAN WHO PERISHED ON THE BEACHES OF WALL STREET, DEATH BY DRAMATIC RATE OF CHANGE DECLINE.
lol
no new highs DAY2
Oh shit, you’re winning…sort of.
Tomorrow the stock market will decrease by 5%.
Wowza. I might not show up then. If I don’t see it, it doesn’t happen.
Men of virtue are still plagued by teams of foaming drunks. The trick is when to have a drink or ten with them.
Excellent music Sir Fly.
Poor Fly – Not UP Enough. How soon you forget horrors of 2014. You’ve really got this figured out – You are Flying High – Don’t make us Hate You! I love that Planets song. L-O-V-E It! Thank-You.
The Fly lost money on purpose in 2014, in order to allow the rest of you retards to catch up and feel emotionally attached to me, knowing that I was indeed flawed.
I will now resume embarrassing the rest of you through extreme and uninterrupted winship.
Well that’s better than being down 0.535% for the day. ANUS sorry JNS tightened up a bit….nice.