We’ve reached an accord with the good people of Iran. They’ve agreed to cease making weapons that will annihilate large swaths of earthling population; and in return, we’ve agreed to let them make more money. Those centrifuges got awfully expensive. I am sure the Ayatollah was sick and tired of all the “nuke Jerusalem” rhetoric and simply wished to live out his days near the coast of Monaco.
You were tricked earlier today, when the markets gave it up, weren’t you? I was delighted to see that you were 200% retarded, instead of merely 100%. It makes for a much greater demonstration of entertainment for yours truly.
The weather is beautiful and I have no reason, whatsoever, to be here talking with the lot of you. My money management business is at fresh highs, the web business is as depraved as ever, and I am aggressively expanding, not to mention that I am also roasting the stomachs of my enemies in hell.
Exodus is coming, gentlemen. You needn’t have to worry about the future of your digital lives any longer. Go out and knock on your neighbors doors, call your friends and family, have them email me at [email protected] for a beta trial. We have one hurdle left to complete and then you’re in, for a limited time of course. After which, I intend to lunge at you and evict you from the premises of gentlemen.
Enjoy the extended weekend. I’ll be doing my Saturday cinema, as scheduled.
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BANNED!
Does the lovely Mrs. Fly serve deviled eggs for Easter? She strikes me as the type that makes them fancy-style.
That is none of your concern. Mr. Buccs!
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Just for the trial I’ll give you cuts in line at Honeybaked Ham.
Zero chance that Iran gives up its nuclear enrichment program. They will wait until the deadline and say: Har har har we trick you!
Escalation
(this all is Not about to go away)
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BORING
Agreed. Do you break down on Easter and stuff your face with candy?
Does THE FLY allow homos to access this blog?
boring….
Will let the plebs do the freebie. When it is ready. The third sub will be automatic. Ibankcoin for life. This place is the future of the game.