HAPPY NEW YEAR’S DAY!

I haven’t discussed it here on the blog, but Twitter just changed the game with their Periscope app. The ability to livestream is here and the possibilities are endless. When I am liquid and looking to reallocate, I am definitely buying TWTR for the long term. Another stock that has been basing out and might be ready to move is PNRA. Although I am disappointed by the offerings on their menu, at the present, I am sure by summertime they will get their shit in order.

If any of you are bewildered by the title of the post, that is because you’re an idiot.

Back in the middle ages, New Year’s Day was celebrated around March 25th. People were utterly retarded back then, so the dates shifted with the winds. By the late 16th century, the sophisticates in France adopted January 1st as New Year’s Day. From that time on, an era of unparalleled snobbery began.

Townspeople who celebrated on 1/1 would walk about the square in an air of dignity and would condescend down to anyone who still celebrated in March-April 1st. There are tales of idle rock throwing and burnings at the stake–pertaining to the persecution of those who opted to celebrate New Year’s Day, in the olde traditional manner. Remember, back then everyone was a member of ISIS and had zero regard for human life.

As time went on, April 1st was officially designated as a “Fool’s Day”, specifically because some jackasses had the audacity to celebrate New Year’s Day on that day, and not on the obvious choice of January 1st. Families would cower in shame, celebrating the new year in secrecy, all the while January firsters rampaged throughout the town pulling pranks on people who didn’t conform to their style of calendar.

History class is over. Go make a barrel of money.