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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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“The Fly” Crashes to the Tune of 0.12%

This isn’t 2014, you insolent wretches. The dark days of Señor Tropicana knifing lower into the muck and the dirt are over. A new year brings new beginnings, conjuring up old habits through ancient spirits and brand new motherfucking financial software.

Sure, there some frustrating sub-factors, such as being stuck at around +15% for the year instead of +20%. On pace to crush the face of the S&P 500 by a mere 60 percentage points has silenced the vast majority of a once vocal “catamite corner” of critics. Nevertheless, rest assured, like the moon and the sun, they’ll be back before you know it. This time I’ll be ready and will physically kill them all.

 

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12 comments

  1. zuul

    It’s about time to start freaking out about higher rates again.

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    • fxtradex6

      I really wish these people freaking out over rates would shut the fuck up.

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  2. it is showtime

    2117 s+p wasn’t touched on the runup. Just noting.

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  3. sloop

    I don’t think liberals will raise rates. They don’t want to do the dirty work.

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  4. sloop

    Liberals are only interested in looking good.

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    • UncleBuccs

      I must say, The Harper *is* a beautiful man. I’ve seen his picture…

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    • frog

      Politics seems to be such an irresistable topic on boards that are not supposed to be political. I guess because some people identify with their political party so strongly– like their favorite sports team.

      But then people don’t seem to have to talk about sports constantly, in situations where the topic was something else, so perhaps there is more to it than that.

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      • fxtradex6

        Especially all over MW boards. This game is one of money. nothing more. Any talk of politics is just a waste of time.

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  5. joe the first

    Noob.

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  6. gatorsun

    KRFT gotta see this one now…being bought out

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  7. ironbird

    Something strange happened today. The $TLT and $SPY went in opposite directions. The hated $HABT looks ready to skin then piss all over the bears.

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