iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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GET READY TO ACHIEVE GREATNESS

We’re gonna run these bastard grocery shoppers over with our Impalas, then hop out the fucking car and scream at them for fucking with our vehicle.

This is it folks: the biggest motherfucking rally of the year is about to resume. Everyone gets access to the harem (bring your own coke). Those heavily cashed up get kicked down the pyramid, head chopped off when they reach the ground.

Everyone else, REJOICE and BEHOLD a New World Order (Extra Grande Recursive Order of the Knights of the Lambda Calculus) is upon you, a perversion of capitalism that will serve as the dawn of equanimity when dealing with the pressures of how to properly dispose of all this fucking money we’re about to rake in.

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4 comments

  1. freebie

    What ever happened to that loser? Is stocksage in jail?

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  2. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Get ready for reversal today.

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  3. lesurgeon

    BOSS

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  4. jpmorgains

    Holy fuck that’s epic.

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