iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I AM MUMM-RA!

You thought I was defeated last night, after seeing SLCA down heavy on an earnings miss. What you didn’t count on is “The Fly” calling upon ancient spirits to fuck you up. Those same spirits will ultimately lead to your end in NDRM, HABT, WFT and others.

Lads, don’t bet against me. You’re only hurting yourselves, no different from riding on a bicycle without handle bars.

The fuck out of here.

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6 comments

  1. halfbloodpope

    Seems like you now own a small part of every company listed on the NASDAQ (both in this world and The Matrix).

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  2. matt_bear

    i can ride my bike with no handle bars.

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  3. it is showtime

    Well that explains it. I knew you weren’t God

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  4. zheeeem

    FIM!

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  5. traderconfessions

    You can’t ride a unicycle? Pussy.

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