We’re Just Getting Warmed Up

Nothing can stop this.

You know how I feel. What you are witnessing isn’t a stock market rally, a short squeeze, or a technical move off the ass-end of a long consolidation.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is a celebration of mankind. You are fortunate to be alive at a time when barbarians roam the earth, beheading people for titling their heads sideways during prayer, then posting the video of the ordeal onto social media.

For every reason not to invest in stocks, I can counter with 100 for. These are the days of your lives, an era of grande profit and distinguished decadence. Celebrate this day, all of the days, amidst your harems. Ask your mistress to serve you some caviar along with the usual order of champagne this evening. There will be great profits to be had. All you need are the tools to mine said profits.

As luck would have it, the good folks at iBankCoin are about to undergo a new venture in the capital markets, by offering to you, the daily pleb, FREE boot camp courses, for both 12631 and After Hours with Option Addict members, during the month of April, led by some of the tabbed bloggers of this virile site. Those who are not members, there will be a nominal fee to gain entry, as time costs a great deal of money. Along that vein, this will last throughout the month of April.

Details will be forthcoming.

I was up 1% for the session, now +12% year to date.