iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Everything Flat

I added to my HABT position towards the end of the day. My best performers for the day were NDRM, AAPL, KLXI, WRE, GILD, JBLU, HCA, LPNT, MD, COST, AAL, MUSA, WFM, BWLD, JAZZ, WMT, SBNY, EBAY and AMGN. My losers were SLCA, YNDX, CHK, PANW, MU, PACD, N, SGEN, TOL, BABA, MS, BEAV, TA.

Do you know the difference between you and a person such as myself? You are merely the family idiot, partaking in Faustian fantasies, whereas I am a professional, toiling away in the markets under the banner of proper asset management. Yes, it’s true, I had a down year in 2014. But it’s also true that I’ve rained fire upon my enemies for well over a decade, ebbing and flowing through these markets as if it were my personal, hacked, ATM machine.

I was down 0.10% for the day. My allocation is working, up 11% for the year, leaps and bounds ahead of my competitors, only trailing those who don’t matter, unimportant catamites addled on tank chocolate.

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10 comments

  1. bonobo smores

    Time is a flat circle.

    Just sayin

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  2. og

    Apple just keeps kicking ass. Amazing and sad since I don’t own any.

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    • it is showtime

      primary-dealer programming easily moving aapl

      as they did a few months ago

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  3. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    Le Fly. Have you ever appeared on #CNBC ?

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  4. gatorsun

    ahh fly and josh b,,,too funny

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  5. the profit

    Are you a 2 and 20 man?

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  6. it is showtime

    this is hilarious

    It’s how I know my take on markets gets closer(&closer) to truth

    corrections were due 2.5 years ago. market is being controlled

    It WILL NOT happen. until the dam completely breaks. or. they let it

    10 reasons U.S. stocks may see a 10%-20% correction by July
    By Sue Chang
    Published: Feb 23, 2015

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