Last year was my sole down year in over a decade. This emboldened my enemies to infinity and beyond (Toy Story). During 2015, I intend to reassert my dominance over the financial blogosphere and wreak havoc upon those of you attempting to compete with iBankCoin. Quit now and save yourselves the aimless palaver of what will end up being ‘fruitless negotiations’ and head back to whence you came–from nothing.
Most of you out there are ordinary loungers, or black hearted criminals, wholly intent on hoodwinking persons about the digital alleyways to offer reverence to your sound financial planning. You are nothing more than a strumpet, a coxcomb, galavanting in a minefield built for men. It won’t take long to rip apart your legs and arms, leaving you with nothing more than a flabby and neglected torso to wait out your days until you die by moronic design.
“The Fly” wishes to spare you of this indignity and will gladly purchase your clown-trap web domain for exactly zero dollars.
You’ll never amount to anything much in this business of risk because you don’t take any. Even the dumbest creatures on the internet understand that to idle oneself at a time of rapid expansion and opportunity equates to dousing oneself with a bottle of petrol and tossing oneself into a lit fireplace.
“The Fly” prides himself of championing the plights of the disenfranchised, bedraggled microbe, and then cordially directing them to annihilate themselves for lack of proper comportment.
Balls aside, if you’re going to compete with me, do so like a gentleman and quit behaving like a scorned woman, desperate and pathetic bitch, absent of the very basic standards that enabled this great nation to rise up from the ashes of Earl Grey tea and asshole/vagabond royal subservience. In other words, go get your balls.
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You don’t have the balls to show that last paragraph to Mrs. Fly.
Mrs. Fly has never read the site. She thinks all of you are savage animals and would prefer if I’d shut it down and ‘quit playing on the internet’.
This characterization is mightily funny
sounds like my g/f
I love this site
No balls as in 4 long 4 short?
Do you invent enemies just to elicit an inner rage?
Half blood
These enemies are real and tangible
Fly you should get a ticket for Cramer’s live 10th anniversary and request to ask him a question. Then we all get to wonder which one of the question askers was you. Perhaps this would be flying a little too close to the Sun though (as far as revealing your identity).
By the end of March everyone will be begging for mercy
There is no other site I would darken the hallways of. IBankCoin is the real deal I don’t wonder off to Las Vegas for everyone like I did last summer
Were you at After Hours party?
THE BIOTECH GODS TELL ME THESE NAMES WILL REIGN AND RIP THE FACES OFF OF BEARS AS WE HEAD INTO 1929 2.0. THAT IS, AFTER TLT IMPLODES.
GILD CELG OVAS BIIB DRNA AGIO BLUE KITE AGIO HALO KERX ANIP MDVN RARE TGTX NBIX RCPT PCYC JAZZ ARRY CLDX EPZM ZFGN XLRN MGNX FOLD ENTA JUNO INSY XON ABBV FMI ALNY FPRX ZLTQ BMRN RGLS SGEN ALXN.
***PURE FUCKING ALPHA***
THIS BASKET OF STOCKS, LE FLY, WILL PROVE MODERN PORTFOLIO THEORY WRONG. FOR THIS WILL BE THE GREATEST OF ALL BULL MARKETS. RISK WILL TAKE ON A NEW MEANING. THE RIPPAGE THAT IS COMING CANNOT BE MODELED WITH CAPM. THE SHARPE RATIO OF THIS BASKET WILL BE UNCOUNTABLE (EXTRA SET THEORY). FOR IT WILL BE INFINITE, AND THE PHD’S WILL BE LEFT WITH THE SAME ASININE ASSUMPTIONS THEY STARTED WITH. THEY WILL PASS IT OFF AS RANDOM CHANCE. BAHAHAH…LET US FEAST LE FLY.
1)THE DOLLARS OF THE US OF A (EXTRA VANDERBILT) ARE GOING TO ANDROMEDA GALAXY ON ONE OF ELON’S SPACEX ROCKETS. HE TELLS ME IT CAN BE DONE IN TWO YEARS. TRILLIONS TO UNWIND YET. DON’T BOOK EURO TRIPS YET. PARITY IS COMING AND THEN $0.85 AFTER THAT. UUP CALLS WILL CONTINUE TO BE ROLLED AND I WILL STUFF MY FACE WITH FREEDOM FRIES IN PARIS FOR FREE. FOR THESE MONIES CALLED EUROS WILL BE WORTHLESS.
2)GERMAN BUNDS ARE GOING TO ZERO WITH OR WITHOUT GREECE. NOT TO WORRY, THE BIOTECH GODS WILL STEAL THE FOREIGN CAPITAL FROM THE PUBLIC SECTOR AND CONCENTRATE IT TO THE PRIVATE SECTOR OF THE US OF A (EXTRA GILEAD FUCKING SCIENCES). ONCE CAPITAL FLEES THE DEBT MARKETS, IT WILL UNLEASH PROFOUND EUPHORIA. THE US MARKET CANNOT CRASH WHILE THE WORLD IS COMPLETELY FUCKED.
3) I’LL BE IN THE PPT BY END OF WEEK, FOR I WANT TO BE IN MATHEMATICAL HARMONY. I NEED TO EXPLOIT THIS PROCEDURE OF MATHEMATICAL INSTRUCTIONS ONE MIGHT CALL AN ALGORITHM.
keep it up Sir — You have changed. A new year does wonders. You’ve had multiples more than I, but I know it does for me. I’m with you on AAL ; second pick would be SKYW. I’m short XOM, and DWTI as of yesterday. Besides that: FOG. G-Force rippage Le Fly. I’m a man of science. Time to activate some god damn t-cells. #hookedforlife
Interesting screed!
“‘The Fly’ wishes to spare you of this indignity and will gladly purchase your clown-trap web domain for exactly zero dollars.”
This is perfect.
I will lay out my plan for you to dismiss. I am long but the effete European equities through calls on the S&P Europe 350 index that expire in September and are just out of the money at the moment. It is a very long term investment for me.
On the domestic side, I am but long natural gas calls from 2.65 area, in the money, that expire in April. I hope the brutal cold lasts until then, and I hope we get even more snow here in Boston. I love snow and I hate the MBTA.
Buy 30s at 2.80 (or TLT at 125).
There are other financial blogging sites? Outside of ReformedBroker I read no one but iBankCoin.
That ain’t nothing.
You should have seen my testicles right after my hernia surgery where part of my intestine was probing the right one.
They would need a taller statue.
“..head back to whence you came..”
No “to” . ” Should be ….head back whence you came — from nothing. I’ll grant the “from”. Poetically it Flys.
You, SON, belong in the FAGBOX.