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SATURDAY CINEMA WITH LE FLY

Listen to me. I’ve consumed more information, whether it be blogs, movies, books, essays, scientific journals, teevee shows, over the past three years than all of you combined. Because of this, I am a supreme authority of all things, especially cinema. The very fact that you have access to my database of knowledge and information is a massive boon for your existence. That being said, since the departure of our dearly beloved tabbed blogger and 12631 trading mate, ChessNWine, iBC has been without a proper movie connoisseur leaving a dreadful vacancy in its wake. I realize that many of you have suffered since this departure in style and culture and I’ve decided to do something about it.

Alas, Le Fly is here to save the day–yet again.

 

The Talented Mr. Ripley (3.75 bullets out of 5)

This used to be a favorite movie of mine, before I went on a tangent and saw a bunch of films that generally shit on this. But the message is profound and will be relevant for the next thousand years.

NEVER BEFRIEND BEDRAGGLED MICROBES WHO ADMIRE YOU TO THE POINT THAT THEY WILL ONE DAY MURK YOU AND ASSUME YOUR IDENTITY.

The villain in this film, Matt Damon, reminds me of so many people who’ve attempted to destroy me over the years. If you enjoy a modicum of success and have a bunch of inchworms clamoring for your attention, I advise you to watch this movie and take copious notes. It might just save your lives.

Next week we will analyze and discuss my favorite film in French cinema.

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20 comments

  1. francis

    Je vous conseille ”La règle du jeu” ou ”La maman et la putain”. Bon cinéma.

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  2. fryguy15

    If the task ever becomes burdensome I would be happy to pitch in a review here and there. Upon proper interview, of course.

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  3. sloop

    Fly, you seriously are missing the boat. You could write fiction mystery books and your main character could be a trader that gets out of situations by trading. AND I think you would LOVE IT! Im not Bullshitting you I mean it!!

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  4. gorby

    I watched that film many eons ago and it
    freaked me out.Have not been able to watch it since.Just watch it once and then foget abot it.

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  5. Dr. Fly

    Sloop
    My main character will kill many people and seek to advance his net worth by sheer acts of violence and mayhem

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  6. sloop

    Fly I’m being dead serious you could be a very wealthy man finding a niche that offers both information and entertainment. I am a sailor and used to be a fan of Jimmy Buffett until I realized he was a flaming liberal. Anyway he turned a bunch of us on to a who series of books that made millions for the author it was about a private eye who lived on a boat and solved mysterious crimes. This format can work for you too you have the talent of words and you love to write.

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  7. clt

    the French are good at disturbing movies. Irreversible, recommend that to someone you don’t like very much.

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  8. bonobo smores

    Freaky movie alright. And to think he ended up as Jason Bourne.

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  9. sloop

    Fly the problem with you is that you think you’re smarter than everybody else and you don’t give a thought to others advice or ideas

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  10. YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
    YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

    i love bullets

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  11. Dr. Fly

    Sloop

    While that may be true, I’ve survived thus far. In order for me to heed advice I need to know the other party is qualified to offer it.

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  12. djmarcus

    This movie looks super creepy

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  13. ironbird

    That movie is a Brian Williams blow job. You can do better.

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  14. ironbird

    Eating a $20 hot dog at the famous Shake Shack with stallone steroid wannabes and such.

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  15. juicy lickhermore

    that’s a major d-bag movie that only V-Day with the ball & chain would make it required viewing….oh, wait….

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