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You Use Yandex, Not Google, Yes?

Come to Yandex and have big party on the computer. Google is American shit, who only wants to build cars for lazy people and glasses for perverts and spies. In Russia, all the people use Yandex because it’s cool and better than Google.

Look at this favorite search in Russia. See how cool that is, yes? Just buy stock and retire off coast of Monaco. You’ll be big man once shares go up, no?

All of the news you hear about Ruble and Russian economy is big black American lie, yes? Here in Moscow, we are very warm and fat. We have meat and bread and lots of women.

Go to Yandex for the news. It’s much better than Brian Williams.

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34 comments

  1. vandamme

    Fig

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  2. ho_chi_min

    pumped

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  3. sloop

    SHORT GS at 190,53
    SHORT HD at 112.00

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  4. sloop

    This weekend they figure out Obama has infiltrated the United States. Watch out!!

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  5. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    Russian women in spandex searching on yandex, yes?

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  6. zuul

    lol

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  7. sloop

    OH WAIT!! That’s right we’ve NEVER seen his transcripts because he had them all locked up from public view.

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  8. one-eighty

    Jesus Sloop, give it a rest. Jeb Bush and the rest of your dumb animal friends will be back soon enough.

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  9. skimaker

    Hell why not YNDX…… Are you still in NDRM?

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  10. Marc David

    When you search “Putin” in Google Images.. it just makes us look like a bunch of redneck aholes poking fun at another country’s leader. However, do a search in Yandex for “Obama” and you’ll see a very similar stance. Putin is professional. Obama is a joker. I guess it depends on the country and how they perceive the other side.

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  11. velth

    In Soviet Russia, computer search YOU.

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  12. Marc David

    Anybody else see the huge post on FB via Charlie Sheen thanking Brian Williams for his impeccable nightly news? He wasn’t joking. Sad when Sheen is your only significant backer.

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  13. frog

    I feel sorry for Brian Williams. He did make a mistake. But that doesn’t negate all the good things he did during the rest of his career.

    And there is a certain news network that lies just about 24/7– and they have gotten into no trouble at all. They are bursting with big profits because people eat that stuff up– paranoid lies. Perhaps people like paranoid lies for the same reason they like ghost stories. I guess people get a thrill out of being scared.

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    • sloop

      YEAH, MSNBC!

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    • sloop

      At the risk of you laughing at me. I can tell you that “Ghost” DO exist! You will never believe me until you see one for yourself. So I understand your Skepticism. I saw my mother and walked up to her. No drink or drugs were involved

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    • skalliwag

      He did not “make a mistake”. He told an outrageous lie to millions of people to make himself look good.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      It is hilarious to me how many people out there just hate, hate, hate, hate Fox. It is a psychological condition, almost like a psychosis.

      They are exactly like every other news network in every way. Except at the moment they employ no well known fabulists.

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      • Mr. Cain Thaler

        Oh and of course, they have a few more conservatives than liberals. Which is the only discernible cause of what amounts to a 20 year shit fit being thrown by Fox’s competition.

        Fox is the MSFT or AAPL of journalism. More impressive actually. They managed to grow a news business profitably, my God…

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      • bonobo smores

        Don’t forget all the blondes with great legs; yeah, that makes for great journalism

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  14. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    Some of the greatest conflicts between Russia and the west have taken place on the ice. In this clip, Bobby Clarke of team Canada slashed the Russian player in ’72. at around 0:22 mark of clip. Vicious slash.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRlnqthpTbM

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  15. duckkell

    Applecar? http://www.cnbc.com/id/102425313

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  16. sloop

    Was anyone able to borrow any GENE shares? all my brokers say they don’t have any

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  17. sloop

    SHORT MOH at 59.68

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  18. yellen

    Bought Rosneft shares at roughly 3.7ish cost basis. Oil, ruble and (once sanctions are lifted) partnership with XOM trifecta.

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  19. it is showtime

    I added to my Japan-short with OPK winnings

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  20. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    I love the Russian Stock market and I love YNDX. Great call by FLY.

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