iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Let’s Be Rational About This

The motherfucking market is going to explode to the upside, leaving trails of bodies strewn across Wall Street, all of the bearish varietal. We will celebrate this very evening over plates of rare beef and glasses brimming with the reddest of wines; for tomorrow we drink the blood of our enemies and nourish our muscles with the amino acids of those who’ve tried, and failed, to displace us.

Ten thousand years of QE is upon you. Your face is so stupid it makes me want to punch it.

Nothing can stop this market, not oil, not greece and certainly not earnings. Let the good times roll and may the city square be filled with a bustling crowd this evening, all in attendance for the castrations to come.

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14 comments

  1. zombie

    FIG

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  2. clegger_2000

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdQJ3Q0uhYE

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  3. profiteerer

    What was wrong with the Beavis and Butthead pic?

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  4. smartestone

    TLT down again (not again)

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  5. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    Sell 30 April at 142!

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  6. bruce keller

    Greece is not the issue. Yet. They will be kept at bay with a 6 month bridge, which will coincidentally be about before Sept 14 or so.

    Welcome to irrational exuberance.

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  7. matt_bear

    A champagne cork is getting popped into someone’s face.

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    • mr_peartree

      the only question is whether or not you are going to be the popper or the poppee

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  8. flyaway17

    Here’s my game plan stay long Apple forever and buy oil and natty names on dips. Also, I like UNIS no matter what happens with earnings.

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  9. jpmorgains

    “Your face is so stupid it makes me want to punch it.”

    My exact thoughts pretty much every time I am monitoring the days events via charting software.

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