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The Patriots Win; The Bull Market is Back

Why did the Seahawks decide to throw the ball at the half yard line instead of running it? It’s the same reason why bears stay short in the face of relentless central bank intervention: they were afraid to succeed.

Now that a proper team won the super bowl, after that ridiculous Seattle team snatched the title last year, the stock market may resume its 2013 ways and trend higher with uncontrollable fervor.

Some of you will disagree with my assessment, likely due to your allegiance to a NY foolsball team that happens to play in NJ, or you reside in a heathen part of the United States (any state that west of the Mississippi is considered “heathen” by most scholars, worldwide).

God bless the Patriots and let’s hope the bears get disemboweled tomorrow in a most horrendous fashion.

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29 comments

  1. Marc David

    Couldn’t agree more. Let it rain!

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  2. ironbird

    Release the Brazen Bull now that College Football has been properly dismantled in what we call the NFL.

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  3. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    I would get bullish if I could. I can’t. I see death and destruction for all longs this year. The jubilee is coming. Repent.

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  4. alf44

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    … to let “Mushmouth Lynch” just run it in… win the game… and be named Super Bowl MVP …

    WASN’t GOING TO HAPPEN !!!

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    • alf44

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      BAD LOOK for the NFL image !!!

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    • alf44

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      … imagine Lynch in a post-game interview situation … accepting the MVP award …

      Horrible TV !!!

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      • alf44

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        … Thank God we were spared THAT unpleasant BS !!!

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        • alf44

          .

          Question: “Marshon, how does it feel to be Superbowl MVP ?”

          Answer: I’m just here ’cause I don’t wanna git fined !”

          Rinse

          Wash

          Repeat

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          • ironbird

            Russell Wilson could not win a game in the CFL without that defense. But God willed the lose.

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  5. project_pat

    1) LONG US DOLLAR (leveraged). 2) TREASURIES (LONG) / GERMAN BUNDS (SHORT). 3) LONG BIOTECH = $$. IGNORE ALL TOP CALLERS IN USD / TLT. #DEFLATIONARYVORTEX #FED #YELLENTHEYELLER #FAILQE1-3 #QE4ISCOMING #ROME2.0 #JESSELIVERMORE$HIT

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  6. 12jc

    By 9:45am, maybe 10:15 at the latest your bull market bites the dust. Game Over.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np9tBI7_nq8

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  7. bonobo smores

    Let’s hope that Russel Wilson’s last minute (literally) loss of mojo is transferred to the raging bulls.

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  8. pandabear

    The patriots suck and probably hacked into the mics to hear what gameplay call was being called. Seattle deserved this. This fucking sucks!

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  9. the_wolf

    single worst offensive goal line play call in superbowl history !
    seattle was not defeated by the patriots, they defeated themselves by not letting the beast run
    offensive co-ordinator should be fired

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    • budh

      Actually it makes sense. The linebackers would be shooting forward to stop the run leaving a void where that pass was intended. The NE guy made a great play.

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  10. the_wolf

    cheaters win again

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  11. one-eighty

    They snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.
    What a fucking disappointment.

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  12. duckkell

    up 10 at the start of the 4th quarter and the vaunted defense couldnt stop Brady – how is it you dont give Brady any credit for the win?? I hate the Pats but once again the Seachickens were afforded another chance by the gods with that miracle catch to set up the goal line situation to which you refer. Great play by Butler. It is what it was.

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  13. pirate

    Watch the foosball. Hide unemployment rates because people aren’t even LOOKING 4 jobs, Eat your potato’ed chips…keep eating..

    Watch the foosball, weigh 300 lbs while on cholesterol meds

    Watch the foosbal, Eat crap all while ignoring isis, Nukes in Iran, and the threats to the world.

    Watch the foosball…

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  14. deng go there

    We aren’t even in a garden variety correction, so it’s defo right to be bullish.

    However this bull market has become mean and unpredictable.
    We are approaching the proverbial singularity where gargantuan fortunes will be made or lost – so discretion has be the better part of valour.

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  15. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Awful commercials (where was T & A?) and terrible halftime show. Market is as rational as that last call so why waste time even taking about it.

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  16. budh

    NJ Governor likes Dallas. Go figure.

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  17. berniecornfeld

    I am working through a crossword puzzle and I need a 6 letter word that starts with “H” for excessive pride toward or defiance of the gods, leading to nemesis. Any help?

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  18. C. Montgomery Burns
    C. Montgomery Burns

    The halftime show was not complete without a “wardrobe malfunction.”

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  19. itsgold

    Bull power on!

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