iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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LET IT STORM WITH THE SNOW OF 10,000 BLIZZARDS

I want 500 feet of snow, the NYSE shut down and Wall Street removed from the map–replaced with a tundra. I gander outside of my window and see the flakes started to stick. The kids are playing about the sled and I made 2.5% today.

Because of the sensitivity of my situation, I shall be coy about my next moves and keep a relatively low profile. Just know that I believe today was a pivotal day in the big scheme of things. The market rose when it was supposed to fall. Beaten down dogs rose from the ashes and set fire to the bears who were mollycoddled into believing Greek elections were going to help them grow their nest-eggs, via inverse means.

Listen to me now: the rally has begun. See to your affairs and prepare for winship.

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7 comments

  1. tradercaddy

    I looked out toward my driveway and saw “white” covering it and then realized it’s the lime rock I put down last week.
    Only going to be 65 here tomorrow.

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  2. zuul

    I very much hope this is the case. Would be nice to see spoos above the 2100 marker.

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  3. mackypinky

    get jiggy with it

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  4. jersey whale

    Mollycoddled is a fine word I’m going to work very hard at getting into my vocabulary. 10000 thank you’s Fly

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  5. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    Sunny and 85 here on Maui. Stay warm fellas.

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  6. matt_bear

    i hope it has. in the midst of a nice rally, Fly’s gains are like a fine automobile cruising at 70mph on the pacific coast highway. For us Option Addict traders, we are the assholes doing 155mph in the yamaha R1 screaming by you. (with the unfortunate fact that the ride ends abruptly for some each cycle)

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  7. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    For all you bulls the Cumulative A/D line for the NYA hit a new high today. Very Bullish.

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