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10,000 POINTS

Ahead of the State of the Union address tonight, I revel in the cat calls from the right–eagerly declaring Obama a ‘COMMUNIST PIG’. The latter part is a little editorial flare that I added in for your reading pleasure. Enjoy it with my compliments. Coming off what can easily be declared the worst presidential term since Millard Fillmore, George Bush is widely revered as a visionary now-a-days, by crossed eyed republicans clad in Teutonic Knight battle armor.

I have nothing but pure indifference for the office of the President. They are nothing more, or less, than two bit cowards in cheap regalia. However, can we stop with the fucking “Obama is gonna steal our guns and butter, then declare PRIMA NOCTA on our wives” already? I spit on you people, pigmies reading my grande website from rent controlled apartments.

Listen to me: the man presided over the single best economic recovery in the history of the United Steaks; and he did it while winding down war. Moreover, the Dow Jones Industrial average is up 10-fucking-thousand points. Okay? Shut the fuck up until there is eery silence.

In other news, futures are higher this morning, giving the bears another shot at torturing the bulls with another fade. God save my sheet rock if that happens today. I don’t think my temperament can handle another cruel reversal of fortune.

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16 comments

  1. the profit

    Crude oil is dead sir. Iran wants $25/barrel… but not really.

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  2. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    He doubled the national debt to subsidize corporate profits. We live in a facist country. Having said that what multiple do you put on peak earnings, peak margins and peak debt?

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    • Dr. Fly

      gibberish.

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    • pirate

      Dissapoint me ye do C’pn. Bush was a moronic disaster, but Obama makes him look like George Washington. Mideast on fire with isis, Boko Haram, Hamas, Al Qaeda etc playing ‘head-soccer’, Russia getting Ivan Drago warmed up in the Bullpen, record numbers on foodstamps, more racial disharmony than the 1960’s, millions GIVING UP on looking for work, the separation of powers & democratic redress blurred… I could go on.
      Arrrr.

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    • it is showtime

      There was a deal. Easily
      “We’ll take care of the stock market” Someone said that. So he could effect his/their agenda
      Getting more evidence of s^p futures manipulation domestic/foreign but nonetheless
      that’s what i believe. imo

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  3. fluxcapacitor

    Winding down war? Get real.

    President Droneboy has done more to further the cause of killing brown people overseas than Bush could have ever hoped to.

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    • Dr. Fly

      I didn’t mean it in the sense he is deserving of another Noble Prize. I meant it in purely economic terms, that money wasn’t spent on moar war to get us out of the pickle Bush had us in.

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    • it is showtime

      Bush wasn’t as responsible for all that either. (i) gotta be fair

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  4. student@psu

    I like to give more credit on the Fed drifting away from easy monetary policy than any improvements made by the president

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  5. dewey dortmunder

    Chris Christie is a corpulent pig! It is sobering to see the unrestrained hatred and rage political discourse engenders these days. Civil war part deux on tap.

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    • pirate

      Christie Bush & even Romney are all more leftist than the Kennedy Democrats of yesteryear. Want a strong stock market? Get a real Republican who loves the country, gets it back on it’s feet, and the market will follow.

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  6. Dr. Fly

    AND WE ARE LOWER

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  7. duckkell

    UWTI on the dip below $3?

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  8. pirate

    BTW I love the way that spokesmouth for the Politbureau White House who works for CNBC expects congress to ‘give in’ to the monarch, er, I mean president.

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  9. smartestone

    Obama presiding over the recovery doesn’t mean he engendered it. thank the fed and the consumer for that.

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