OIL SLICK

It’s all over for you crude motherfuckers. The price of oil is dropping precipitously, emboldening our viagra filled congressmen to raise the fucking gas tax to astronomical levels, for the sake of your highways, roads and the bridges. After all, those roads aren’t gonna build themselves (insert gun shooting head pic here).

On the Twitter I’ve been discussing this matter, as well as many other important matters, and have been met each time with seemingly concerned citizens who are ardent supporters of higher taxes on your gasoline. After all, the country cannot stand for the middle to poor classes  to bask in the glory of cheap gasoline for a driving season. Immediately, we must press our hot irons onto their faces and declare “those roads aren’t gonna build themselves!”

After further inspection, these lads on the Twitter are nothing more than DC lobbyists, taking to social media, trying to convince the lower class folk to support castration and other policies that literally take food off the dinner table and into the fat bellies of scumbag construction bosses.

So oil is down the tubes and futures are slowly but surely giving it all up, whore style.

On the plus side, biotechs are the shit. NPSP, FMI, TKMR and others are through the roof. On that FMI deal, I like NSTG.

Look, I’m very happy that oil is dropping and all of the clowns working in the Bakken shale are going to be told to fuck off soon. But there is going to be some fall out, some ass-tarded bank who lent too much money to multiple bad actors (extra Orange is the new Black). Expect ruinous quarterly losses for some of your favorite oil stocks and spastically gay stock price pin action. Other than that, everything is peachy!