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You Faded the Rally: AND THEN PANDEMONIUM BROKE LOOSE

The market gapped higher and you mocked it. You opened your lapped top computer device and logged into your 3 figure Zeeco account to sell it short. After shooting up some heroin and drinking a fifth of vodka, you dozed off thinking the world was your clam–happy as a pig in shit.

Upon waking up, you bore witness to a gentleman rally turn frantic. All of the clam-diggers scratched at the surface and ripped through your account like dumb through religion.

Now your Zeeco account is gone, the needle is dry, and the bottle of Georgi is empty.

The PPT wins again.

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13 comments

  1. og

    Maybe I need to rethink this GPRO long.

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  2. prometheus

    Fly, apologies for asking, but are you still holding SLCA, FMSA & FEYE? Thanks, and hope you knock it out the park this year.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Still in SLCA and FMSA as call options on oil. SLCA is the bigger of the two.

      Sold FEYE last week. I am sure that I posted it.

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  3. bart smith

    not me bro. And i even bought that burger joint when it dropped to 30 the other day

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  4. bexpo

    I walked away from computer – figuring rally was fading fast. Came back & all was batshit crazy……Sold TRIP way too early. Oh well. MARKET is CRAZY. Still don’t trust it!

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  5. johnrotten

    “Happy as a Pig in shit” awesomeness…

    GoPro burned me twice. It is FEYE revisited

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  6. speerothekid

    thank you for my new afro

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    • Dr. Fly

      If you don’t stop spamming, fuckhead, I am going to have someone melt your servers to the ground.

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  7. budh

    One day rally doesn’t mean shit. No more than a 2 day decline.

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  8. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Day’s not over.

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  9. budh

    JCP shorts are buyin’ some.

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