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How Does My $FRO Look Now?

Dirty tanker rates continue to go higher, as the sub-mentals in the middled east destroy the oil and gas industry in a wanton attempt to re-establish their monopoly on the supply of crude. They will die 1,000 fiery deaths for these trespasses and will find themselves deeply embedded in ‘fag-boxes‘ and a sundry of other hazardous predicaments.
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I will admit, the futures being up as TLT crosses over into the dark lands of $130+ is not what I expected to see this morning. Very simply, the bond market is pricing in the second coming of Jesus Christ, your Lord and savior. He brings forth many gifts, such as the apocalypse and the wrath of our great creator, who has waited all of these years, until our populous reached well into the billions, to slaughter us all–for little to no reason, aside from our heatheness and sin-filled lifestyles being too much for him to bear.

That being said, oil is in a state of super-contango and producers will keep storing their retarded oil, in FRO’s tankers, until morale and prices improve.

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14 comments

  1. duckkell

    Activator applied..FRO blowout in process my brutha

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  2. Trent J

    Hat tip to you Sir Fly, for you had me wearing this $FRO some weeks ago, and it’s turning into a nice little win to start 2015, indeud.

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  3. pirate

    Yee thinks screwed I be Cap’n? Alas, I not be holdin’ any FRO; I just be here left still holding me BALTs… (actually just a bull option spread). Arrrrrrrr.

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  4. rangersfan

    Dr. , any thoughts on your old favorite $IFON , what will it take to get this back on your radar? Is the population going back to using the Gekko / Ivan Boesky phone?

    Hat tip for $FRO , will look to add if it comes in today. Any price targets on this would be appreciated.

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  5. zuul

    The great headfake to start 2015 continues. I am wringing my hands about oil and other commodities, sans the idiot metal [so far], being lower in price. Firms will continue to elevate prices on the tax-cutted welfare class while the economy feels the effects of the Dakotas disappearing again, which ultimately means more QE, which ultimately means the blow off top in stocks is still in front of us imo, as they say.

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  6. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    AFRO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    AFROsheen motha fuckas. Le Fly winshippery at its very finest.

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  8. tradercaddy

    In my first year at UF in 1971 I was assigned a dorm roommate (Ronald).
    He was Black (no African-Americans then) and he had a HUGE Fro and always used a gigantic pic.
    Unfortunately, the hairs were all over the room including pots, pans, red shag carpet, etc.
    I asked him about it and he said Blacks (no Shaft-Super Fly (get it)) lacked protein in their hair so it is easy to comb it out.
    Anyway, poor Ronald was arrested later the next year for draft evasion.
    Guess he didn’t want to face the Viet Cong and lose his Fro.

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  9. dewey dortmunder
    dewey dortmunder

    The Fly is fly, my man.

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  10. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Send a bottle of vino to Gartman.. he was pumping this trade last night.

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  11. rangersfan

    Glad I added this morning. Hat tip again! Anyone have price targets on $FRO, pls share.

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  12. pirate

    Missed the boat on FRO I did. Arrrrrrr.

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  13. thegametheorist

    fuuuuck limit orders, missed the buy by 4 cents yesterday.

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  14. Good Shepherd

    Sold my calls +100% WWFD

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