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What Can Possibly Go Wrong?

Who are you brainless sub-humans anyway? Do you know how many people we’ve had to ban since inception? You people are 100% ridiculous, unable to have a conversation without defecating over yourselves. The market is plunging lower and there you are attributing universal occurrences to the words that I typed into a blog. I have news for you: these are merely coincidences. People with fairy dust didn’t perform magic based upon my blogs.

As everything falls to pieces, the biotech world is celebrating the second coming of Jonas Salk. All of my biotech stocks are up, and up a lot. Frankly, as the market burns, in no shape or form can I think of a scenario where this ends badly for people buying today. Clearly there is some form of paranormal activity in the sector, enabling it to levitate off the ground as hamburger stocks get beaten back into chopped meat.

A grande beginning to what I expect to be a grande year. Thus far, the Federal Reserve policy of raising interest rates into a deflationary vortex looks like something the market can really appreciate right now. After all, we need to normalize rates, so that idiots with CD’s can earn a decent rate of return again–you know, for their retirement.

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23 comments

  1. xxxhuggiebearxxx
    xxxhuggiebearxxx

    It was nice being green in 2015 for exactly one day. sheesh

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  2. Marc David

    I wonder how many pairs of fuzzy dice some of you must go thru in a year?

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  3. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    Bears do not get to confident here. Some central banker some where will come out and reassure us.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Nonsense. When are you going to accept that you’re not a bear?

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    • mtpennybags

      This gig is over Bluestar. CB can masterfully manipulate currencies and asset prices but they cannot manipulate Global Trade. Europe is about to burn…

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      • BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
        BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

        I am short but not collapse short. I will wait for proper market structure.

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  4. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    You have stumped me.

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  5. butchbr73

    Let it be said… Bill Gross agrees with Le Fly… no rate increase anytime soon.

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  6. juice

    maybe Senor Cement Head not showing up to blog signaled bottoms-up for gold …… or maybe not

    or perhaps Scott the market will die tomorrow Bleier not showing up to blog signaled a significant top …. or perhaps not

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  7. edgar

    fly owns the only three green chinese small cap biotech stocks on the planet. lulz out loud me first. ban me first bitchez.

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  8. og

    Hiding in GPRO worked for a little bit.

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  9. smartestone

    go long utilities, riets, biotech and treasuries

    2015 will be the same as 2014

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  10. helicopter ben

    Long Judaismm, short Islam. I’m neutral Christianity.

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  11. Trent J

    One vulgar expression sums up my first day of trading in 2015:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUlIh45zvzY

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