Quit being a cheap ham and egger and hire a driver to drive your drunk ass about town. Next thing you know, your big, giant, fat, head is split down the middle–through the windshield–because you wanted to operate the automobile whilst drinking 40 ounces of malted liquor.
I hope everyone enjoys the New Year’s festivities. If you had a bad year, sweep it under the old 2014 rug and start anew tomorrow. I am very ritualistic on New Year’s eve, for it is the night of renewed hope and reaffirmed commitments.
I can’t believe it’s 2015 already. I remember New Year’s eve, 1999, like it was yesterday, hauling the fucking gallons of water up the stairs, for Mrs. Fly, who actually believed all of the computers were going to melt down because the number “2000” was too much of a burden for our antiquated computers to handle (cue visions of giant IBM computers circa 1955). Me, being a regular jackass, went to go buy them to make her feel happy, safe, and like I gave a crap about clean water and living in a post apocalyptic world.
She doesn’t know what you already know. “The Fly” WAS FUCKING BORN TO LIVE IN A POST APOCALYPTIC ERA, ONE THAT ESCHEWED STRONG MEN AND TRIBAL LEADERS, A TIME WHEN A MAN WITH AN ORBITAL SPACE CANNON (OSC) WOULD REIGN SUPREME AND ALL FELLOW FINANCE BLOGGERS BOWED DOWN TO HIS SUPREME, YET ELEGANT, RULE.
Happy New Year’s.
-Fly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twnUE2yLdZA
Happy New Year!
#FIG
I’ll drink a cup of kindness to a bountiful 2015. Happy New Year, der Flie, and to all of your adherents.
Thank you to all the iBC bloggers who spend their time contributing to this site. It’s appreciated.
Hope 2015 rocks for you and family Fly.
Commodore – Happy New Year to you & iBC. Definitely looking forward to a fresh 2015. FIG FTW!!!!
Elizabeth isicing the champagne, happy new year, iBC for the win
Happy, healthy, and prosperous 2015 to Dr. Fly, IBC bloggers and all disciples.
FIG
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… got a pot of black-eyed peas going as we speak … looking for a prosperous and more importantly … healthy 2015 !!!
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HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!
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I remember sitting on the floor in a technical center waiting for midnight and year 2000. All that happened is one minor PC fax program (that we never used and mostly forgot) failed to update the clock.
Now, I think a lot of folks would not mind too much if a New Year’s glitch deleted all those social media posts and information mining data files.
Happy New Year to you and yours Dr. Fly! Love your blog!
In the predicting time of year, I predict my hope for this (and every) New Year, that we create a more civil planet (from the comments section of the internet, to the line at the grocer, to not-blowing-ourselves-up-on-each-others’-buses due to perceived differences), is destined to come up (quite) short. But again I hope.
Happy New Year to every member of the iBC clan, but especially its fearless leaders. A toast to tomorrow.
Let’s turn the page. Best to all here for a strong 2015.
Thanks everyone. Be safe.
You too fly
Who’s opening some Screaming Eagle tonight?
Yes iBC..thank you for all you do!! 2015 will be epic
Everybody have a great 2015!
Have a safe holiday everyone and a great 2015.
The bubbly is already iced down. Ready to party this evening.
I wish everybody, except John Lee, a very happy, healthy, and profitable 2015..
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A happy and blessed New Year to all the inhabitants and denizens of this fine site.
Same to Herr Doktor Fly + a tip of my top hat and a gentlemanly wave of my cane.
GOD BLESS YOU ALL!! LETS TRADE LIKE HELL NEXT YEAR!!!
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… some could say they traded … ah hem … “LIKE HELL” … THIS YEAR !!!
(As It Were)
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ME … for example !!!
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I remember New Year’s Eve 1999 as well.
Huge party at my parents’ house, and my dad snuck outside to flip the main breaker right at midnight. Everyone freaked out for a good 5 seconds.
Your dad is awesome.
Happy New Year Fly
Let’s keep it constructive as always and crush da markets in 2015. Best wishes to all !
THINGS ARE STARTING TO GET REAL COLORFUL AROUND HERE.
party hardy, party smartly.
Call a cab or shack up where you are if things get a little TOO colorful there. 😉
Best to all and hoping 2015 is a better year for everyone.
Losing money is nothing compared to losing someone you love. Hope you lose neither in the year to come and only gain more of both.
Happy New Year!