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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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My Last Missive of 2014

Futures are higher; but does it really matter? The year is done and I’ve been holding my tongue for quite some time. There is an overwhelming urge inside of me to explode with unchecked rage, unleashed upon those who I don’t hold dear. It is only my desire to remain stoic that keeps me idle.

iBankCoin is not just a financial website where onlookers come to shovel shit and shoot the breeze. This is an institution, built upon the hardest granite, the very strongest foundation, that cannot be swayed by pellet guns. I fully intend to see this website flourish for the next 10,000 years, with the crown of Le Fly passed on throughout the generations, not so much different from the pope–sans the homosexual rapes.

Naturally there is money to be made and people to destroy. But what else is there? There is life, is there not? The fabric of society hinges upon the dedication of man to comport himself within the boundaries of decency and law. The Fly is an ardent advocate of such beliefs and likes to believe the criminal element of his readership is fleeting and reserved to the thousands of comments held in the growing moderation file.

The world is a barbarian and I am its club. I shall bring forth the rains of vengeance upon all of those who seek to displace me and will never cease, not even for a second, to utilize my everlasting energy to bring woe upon thee, for you’re deserving of it.

These are the days of regret and missed opportunities. Loss is the ultimate elixir of vanity and hubris. However important a lesson it may be, I feel as if I’ve had my share and would like to carry on the good work of building a fortune and utilizing the genetic talents that have been bestowed upon me, not only for the betterment of my own self aggrandizement, but for the good of the people–the very law abiding citizens of this great nation who are reading this missive and wondering what it’s all about.

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14 comments

  1. vandamme

    hear hear

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  2. vking

    I read you loud and clear Fly…. Hence forth all you vanity and hubris seekers shall congregate at http://www.fantasysportaction.com where the sport of being a righteous “dude” lives on. By “dude” I simplify the spirit of the Fly’s thoughts… Yes it is true that fine cigars, fine cars and very fine bitches are discussed there… But it is more than that… http://Www.fantasysportaction.com is more than Yoga Pants Wednesday’s or Big Tips Friday’s… For it is the fabric of being cool, the DNA of being an alpha male … It is as basic as our distant ancestors celebrating a good kill around camp site thousands of generations ago to as complex as sitting in on The Fly’s command centers strategy meetings… And yet it is attainable for all the masses.. Oh and BUY AAPL will trade to $146 by May 1st

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  3. budh

    Done for the year?

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  4. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly – Just like this… (30 sec vid) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amrmWyKz48k

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  5. bexpo

    Pretty anxious to end the year…..without asking us/ followers to give any feedback on how we fared? We are all guessing about your returns too? See you in 2015..this blog lets me at least laugh when I want to strangle somebody for crazy market correlations! THANKS.

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  6. more1

    At what price did u sell GPRO again FLY ? $60 ? LOL !!

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  7. j

    Thanks for all the chatter and insights, Fly. It’s been a great.

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  8. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    “Loss is the ultimate elixir of vanity and hubris.” -The Blog Father.

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  9. TheHarper

    A Thousand Year Reich!

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  10. dewey dortmunder

    Well, I will miss your missives. Have a prosperous 2015, Fry.

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  11. biffer

    Nothing to add especially after your lovely Christmas note except fond memories of my youth and listening to my father’s music. Especially this woman’s voice and songs that has these Irish eyes misty eyed on this post Christmas morn. Jo Stafford was a gem. Happy trading New Year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=berL-80EPmg

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  12. thegametheorist

    Youve got to be kidding me GPRO.

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  13. juicy lickhermore

    lol > jules london

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