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Fundamentals Matter

GPRO

So GPRO is the #1 ranked search item on Yahoo’s front page. People who are selling it short only point to the fucking lock up period expiration and like to compare it to FEYE. Listen here, fucked face, FEYE was trading at 23x sales back then. Do you even know where GPRO is trading? Of course you don’t–because you’re a hack.

It’s trading a touch over 7x, only 300% less than where FEYE was trading in March of 2014. Plus, let’s not forget, GPRO is going to smmmmoke earnings, as America panics to buy the latest GoPro cam, currently sold the fuck out–nationwide.

The Gods tell me she reverses today and begins to hammer in your smug faces, from now until the day that you perish.

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11 comments

  1. i caint breef

    Allah willing your premonition becomes true. Pray for natural gas as well. Allah willing.

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  2. zookini

    GPRO strong current business but the consumer drone idea is weak

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  3. frog2

    bottom is for GPRO. it goes straight up from here

    trust me I checked out the moving averages

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  4. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    GPRO will recover at some point. Right now Biotech is on fire. Time to forget the beautiful girl who spurned you and find the better catch.

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  5. flyaway17

    I saw that dip today but I was buying other risky assets and didn’t want to psyche myself out. How about Apple? Tell me it is not outrageous.

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  6. gnat

    %2B1%20on%20biotechs.%20Check%20out%20EXAS.%20aptly%20named%20as%20their%20mission%20is%20to%20prevent%20you%20from%20having%20things%20shoved%20up%20your%20ass.%20

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  7. handyandy

    How the fuck did “Space Heaters” get to #3.
    I do not know anyone who is going into space and needs a heater this holiday season.

    As for GPRO, I hear they are teaming up with the Tour de France bicycle boys to install cameras on the bikes, we might be able to see Lance shooting some performance enhancing drugs on his jaunt around the streets of France.
    I think the drone idea could be cool, if they get the price right. Hell, who need a drone when Helium can get the same results, only problem is trying to find your No-Show after its been to 90000 ft.
    I agree, I think GPRO is going to be huge this holiday season, it so sought after, even brown bears are trying to get one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK0pO79YkvY

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    • frog2

      its a fake video. welcome to last week

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    • thegametheorist

      as a compteitive cycler, a camera adds weight to my bike, so i will not be using one. dont think they will either.

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  8. Marc David

    With all the freeway closures here in the Bay Area and the protesting/looting… GoPros are a hot commodity for the angry, oppressed youth.

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  9. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    Fundamentals don’t matter. GRPO is a quant factor. this is a macro tape and has been all year.

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