RECORD HIGHS

Didn’t I tell you I was doomed? Both YELP and GPRO are lower, as well as COH. Those are my top three positions and it’s terribly hilarious, the plight I find myself in. Bear in mind, I talked about buying DGLY at $11, only to simply watch it more than double over a week’s time.

Now you might be thinking: “Fly is just saying he’s cursed as an excuse for picking bad stocks.”

No, again, you’d be wrong on the front too. I am cursed and I can prove in more than one way; but you and I aren’t really friends, so I am not going to reveal anything to you. Trust me when I say, betting against me now is like shooting at fish in a barrel of sand–fracking sand to be exact.

Speaking of which, oil is hitting new lows. Boy do I love it. The principle avenues of growth, social media and oil, both getting lit up at the same time. It’s as if the two were intertwined, somehow. Well, I do own SLCA, YELP and TRIP, so there’s your connection.

Don’t worry, I am not as depressed as I lead you to believe. Twenty fourteen has been one giant let down for yours truly, a year of betrayal, mixed signals, and apathy. I’d tell you what I like now, but I’d merely contribute to your personal losses. Just know, I am monitoring my situation carefully and will let you know when the curse is lifted.