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LIVE FROM THE FERGUSON RIOTS (sort of)

I am watching a livestream (embedded in this blog) of the events and now know the citizens of the United States will never be able to mount any sort of assault against our Government Overlords (extra 3x inverse OG). Between all of these undisciplined agitators stopping to Snapchat and Instagram their exploits and enormous fire power on the side of the police, we, the people, are effectively helpless against the government.

Being a status quo type of guy, this appeals to me. However, it is sort of alarming to see the sheer level of helplessness by a very upset and angered segment of the citizenry.

Naturally, the vast majority of these people have no business being in the street and are no more than common thugs. However you might feel about this verdict, know this: when they manage to take away the last of your guns, you will become fish in a barrel. Let’s hope a benign oligarchy continues to rule our empire and we don’t have to ever face them in the open field.

On a side note, GPRO and TWTR were the big winners tonight.



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24 comments

  1. uglyflint

    Getting the last of those guns is next on the executive order horizon. Guaranteed.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Look how helpless that crowd is against tear gas.

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      • fluxcapacitor

        The oligarchs have spent the past 50 years training the underclasses to be helpless drones.

        You really expect the proles to rise up and attack the source of their handouts?

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  2. jules

    Why are Americans obsessed over guns?

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  3. jacked rabbit

    I’ve got 15 guns. What good are 15 guns when the police are armed enough to take Fallujah? The government don’t my guns, your gunsor anyone else’s guns.

    Why?

    THEY’RE TOO SMALL.

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    • fluxcapacitor

      Ten years, five trillion dollars, and the most technologically advanced military in the history of mankind… and Fallujah still belongs to a bunch of primitive screwheads armed with 50-year old Warsaw Pact hardware.

      The Grand WOT is a case study in why the government is afraid of you.

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      • jacked rabbit

        The Government ain’t scared o’ me, flux. I live in South Dakota, so half of the government probably thinks I’m Canadian…

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    • pyromonoxide

      you’ve said it jacked rabbit, though in the end I think cheap, fatty fast food is the ultimate weapon.

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  4. pyromonoxide

    well said, no kidding, melted fast. balloons with paint may have evened things a little, block windshields and clog gas masks. I swear I’m not a punk 🙂 Someone was taping GPRO’s to light poles earlier and twitter had great live coverage. I have both GPRO and TWTR so deep down I guess I am a punk.

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  5. ironbird

    TWTR for the police state win. Now they know who you are and what you think as well. Brilliant.

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  6. velth

    Either decision would net the same results, there are riots after teams WIN championships. Pent up emotion and no healthy outlet. Very similar to a chart of uvxy no?

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  7. C. Montgomery Burns
    C. Montgomery Burns

    At this point they have surely imbibed upon their spoils, do these CNN talking heads have the gumption to take footage of the action in the back alleys of Ferguson? I think not. I give exactly zero fucks about a burned out Lil’ Caesars. Show me a housing tenement standoff.

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  8. paramedic648

    All the government needs to do is instigate mass rioting and just do nothing. The ignorant thugs of society will take care of the rest of us.

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  9. one-eighty

    “know this: when they manage to take away the last of your guns, you will become fish in a barrel”

    You do realize you live in a first world democracy don’t you? The fact that otherwise sane Americans believe this shit is amazing.

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    • pyromonoxide

      Read in between the lines for the awesome satire, a nearly lost art in these dumbed-down-literal pundit days.

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  10. Dr. Fly

    Lucky for me, I own 15 trebuchets, a weapon that transcends time and technology.

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  11. traderconfessions

    It’s not the guns… it’s the bullets. right?

    Anyone who is in constant fear of our government has the right to move to another country where they feel more comfortable. What a bunch of babies.

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  12. newbalance

    Fly, you’re correct..the show was a pathetic, hollow protest…ppl more concerned taking pics….we r fucked.

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  13. Dr. Fly

    Irony alert

    The guy who was filming the protests live got his phone stolen while filming.

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  14. hattery

    Very interesting from the perspective of Brietbart’s Occupy Unmasked film.

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