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A Crazy Short Squeeze is Pending

If GPRO can hold its gains this morning, it is setting up for a monster squeeze higher. Bear in mind, the “news” last night of an expanded secondary offering is childish horseshit and is not a reason to sell. There is plenty of demand for GPRO’s shares and I will gladly buy them from some jackass IT guy in the camera lens department, who is hoping to sell enough stock to buy himself a wife from Russia.

Let the idiots sell. Smarter money will prevail.

The stock is up in the pre-market, erasing a $2.5 deficit from last night’s frenzied sell off.

Listen to me, GPRO is at the very top of technically strong stocks in the market now. There are very few companies with holiday shopping catalysts, like GPRO. This is last year’s KORS, the GRMN from a decade ago.

Long and strong, hoping to smash a few road slobs about the head today with my battle ax.

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11 comments

  1. 6society

    Zombie is asleep, long gpro calls

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  2. Quality Control Inferno
    Quality Control Inferno

    I rolled from Dec 85s to 100s in this name yesterday. Going for the jugular. $120 by Christmas.

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  3. ripper

    NICK WOODMAN IS THE ULTIMATE FOOL.

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  4. gorby

    wives from Russia -lol

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  5. chedda

    “I will gladly buy them from some jackass IT guy in the camera lens department, who is hoping to sell enough stock to buy himself a wife from Russia.”- just superb!!!

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  6. zuul

    Sold my SPY puts at the open. Fly wins again.

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  7. matt_bear

    i love the irony of the new iBC logo at the top of the page.

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  8. The Equalizer

    GPRO: “The Fly always wins, even when it appears that he is losing badly.”

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  9. the profit

    I have no idea what GoPro even makes…. but I like the message. Going Pro >>>> Going Amateur.

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  10. bruce keller

    Bot FB and AMZN puts 2 weeks out, 5% out of money. Muhahaha.

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  11. superpositron

    GPRO 100 Dorrah by pagan xmas.

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