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A Day for the Horror Books

Remember when you were young and would stay up real late at night to read one of your favorite horror themed books? Neither do I. But if I did, I am sure it would resemble today.

My top two positions were up, but just about everything else down. Chinese burrito stocks bore the brunt of a mean spirited attack upon its greedy shareholders. Men, clad in nothing but burlap undergarments, sold short anything not nailed to the floor and punished the world for breathing air into their lungs. Santa Claus deniers and Turkey God slayers ran rampant throughout the streets of Wall today. Our only respite was the cessation of violence through the closing of trade.

I lost 0.4% today, in what should’ve been a victory. Everyone is going to tell you to sell now. Prepare to climb another wall of worry, in order to achieve paradise.

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20 comments

  1. gasman

    Ouch GPRO. Nothing like a little salt in the wounds after hours. (long)

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  2. danny1980

    Good Lord my lone good position just got tea bagged. Damn it! Assholes

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  3. one-eighty

    The Christmas retail frenzy is coming; I can smell the excitement.
    So far I have spent about 75% in store and 25% on-line and I am about half done.
    The wierd thing is, the shops don’t seem to be stuffed with stock. You’d think that this would be the time that the stores are full of items, waiting for the hordes to materialize, but no. Just the usual assortment of goods with the sale prices stuck onto the tired old crap that isn’t moving.
    With our new oil price “tax cut” just itching to be spent, I hope the b&m retailers will be ready. You can’t sell stuff you don’t have.

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    • pipeguy

      The west coast port slowdown may actually be showing an impact, based upon your experiences. Will be an interesting story to watch.

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  4. danny1980

    I can’t find anything about the specifics of this secondary. Anyone know what they priced the shares at

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  5. danny1980

    Must not of been too bad only off by 1/2 percent

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  6. talivaldis

    Yawn!!!
    PTK-Poet Technologies up another 4.20% today!

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  7. el_rinoceronte

    Whoever the politician is that came up with the corporate governance involved with secondaries needs to be choke slammed into some concrete.

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  8. metalleg

    Any weakness in GPRO due to the offering presents a good buying opp.

    Rather than bitch about it, Woodman should be thanked for the opportunity to buy in for less.

    It’s going to be the hottest, most hyped product this Xmas

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  9. danny1980

    Everything I’m reading says this is not a new secondary and just the filing from the original one two weeks ago. Hahaha; that’s funny as hell; shorts gonna get castrated tomorrow

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  10. frazzledazzle

    a little worrisome to see the divergence between IWM and SPY today. Risk off

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  11. alf44

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    … my “friendliness” is challenged/questioned/doubted …
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    And I am then referred to as …
    … “a superstitious ADD addled misanthropic microbe” !!!
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    MAN !!!

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