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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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YOU DON’T STAND A CHANCE

We are done with the ambiguously gay month’s of the year. Tis’ is the time for Santa Claus sleds and Turkey Gods. They will descend upon you like 10,000 flaming arrows. Your little shield doesn’t stand a chance against the tidal wave of bullishness heading your way.

The recent V-shaped recovery in stocks is lining up perfectly with the 1st Annual iBankCoin Investors Conference. Under the cloak of darkness and anonymity, “The Fly” intends to treat his VIP members to the very best foods and drink available. After all, it’s a bull market. Isn’t it?

Very soon earnings season will be behind us and the fantasy can begin to fester again. The market will always prefer the hint of grandeur over grandeur itself–if you know what I mean.

Being down 14% for the year, I intend to give the ole college effort these last few months of the year, sticking swords into the abdomens of my enemies along the way. Without a doubt, it’s been an arduous year for Señor Tropicana. But the year is still young, isn’t it?

The crispness of the fall air invigorates me. The foliage and the specter of colder climes motivates me, as I am a northerner from birth and right, to succeed and excel at my trade. I intend to do that, for the benefit of all, heading down the stretch.

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13 comments

  1. zombie

    The Fly is God

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  2. vandamme

    even Margaret Thompson wouldn’t short this market, sir Fly!

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  3. vandamme

    she was way too timid in her size though (no sexism). But the implication to me was she would have further successes…

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  4. alf44

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    “The Fly” intends to treat his VIP members to the very best foods and drink available.
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    Will you be wearing a “Phantom of the Opera” mask to conceal your identity ?

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  5. ironbird

    Godzilla is closed tonight. They “shocked” the world in front of a national holiday and the US midterms? The fantasy could be played out a bit.

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  6. ironbird

    Senor Fly. What is the word on coal? The election looks solidly for the red team this time. The stocks have been massacred. People actually believe solar is a viable alternative. This is when we buy, right?

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  7. Dr. Fly

    The only thing that can save coal is eps and I don’t think the gop can fix it without gop president

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    • ironbird

      Will look for a quick dead cat bounce then. The words of wisdom are always much appreciated. Thanks.

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  8. juice

    invigoratingly crisp post

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  9. The Equalizer

    I regret that I have but one liver to yield up to The Fly next weekend.

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