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A Plan For the Future, A Plan For the Future

After the gym, instead of drinking a glass filled with chalky protein powder, I will drink an entire, mind you, bottle of red wine (white is for women). As of late, I’ve been getting into the Nebbiolo grape, instead of my preferred Bordeaux. To pair the red, I will grill up a 2 1/2 inch thick ribeye, heavily salted, lightly peppered, served medium rare.

Do you know why I am going to do this, aside from the fact that I can? It’s because the mother-fucking market tried to rape me this week–but I escaped intact. At the open of yesterday’s trade, I was at the lows, down another 2.5%. But I closed up almost 3%. This morning, I gapped up 4%.

These are significant returns, lads. I didn’t endure the sort of fucked up draw-downs that many of your neighbors had, because I was old manned up in utilities and REITs.

So, having said that, still up 1.9% for the session, I deserve to celebrate the great feat of avoiding my own rape.

I know it’s a hard time to invite you, but I will do so nevertheless. Come out to Vegas this November 8th and join the crew, hosted by Ragin Cajun, Jeff Macke, and Howard Lindzon, with keynote speeches by our very own Option Addict. Now more than ever, it’s important that we figure out these puzzles, whilst throwing people off balconies, for the sake humanity and all that is good with capitalism. We endeavor to assist you in this quest.

In other news, the good folks at iBankCoin have just about finished their first Income Report, soon to be release to the massing hordes. This report will be given gratis to all of those attending the November 8th investors conference. The contents of the report have been thoroughly curated by Caine Thaler, trained mathematician, a gent who works until midnight, each and every night, on the 9th floor.

Here is a sneak peek.

 

IncomeReport

This report will be a premium service of iBankCoin, issued quarterly for the explicit purposes of analyzing companies for their dividends.

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52 comments

  1. Billy Cutting

    Might as well bathe in that wine too (xtra A’mare)

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  2. therealhmmm

    Nice, looks good. Cain does impeccable work. He’s been a notable read since inception.

    Excellent choice with the Nebbiolo. Piedmont has some of my favorite tasting wines alongside the French. Nebbiolo has amazing versatility for a single grape. Some of them taste of truffle and others of anise.

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  3. bonobo smores

    better lay off the salt or you’ll have a pulse equal to the SPY
    no conference for me this year, not after the last month

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  4. zuul

    Also a fan of red wine.

    Do you like GSMs? Have you had any? I was unfamiliar until a couple years ago. There is an entire universe of wine just within this three grape blend. Each vintner seems to have his/her [jk] own take on it.

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    • Dr. Fly

      I tend to stick to old world wines

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      • alf44

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        Sir Fly, do yourself a favor and have a “loaded” baked potato with that Ribeye !

        You’ve earned the carbs !

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        • Dr. Fly

          Alf

          I cannot sin like that. Sorry

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          • alf44

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            “sin” ???

            —–
            For Gawd’s Sakes Man … it’s a baked potato … NOT a HOOKER !!!

            I’m guessing the Cheese Cake dessert is out of the question !
            —–
            Life is too short !!!
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          • samjan

            Unpermitted paeleo.

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          • J Livermore

            Maybe Le Fly doesn’t want to become a fat ass like every single person in Texas.

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          • alf44

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            … jerk-off !!!

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          • alf44

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            … did you …

            ah hem … “butter-Fly” that 2 1/2 inch Ribeye before slappin’ it on the grill ?
            —-
            Thank you !
            Thank you, very much !

            Don’t forget to tip your waitress !!!
            —–
            G’nite everybody !!!
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      • chedda

        Hey fool, have a Barolo. You’ll thank me later.

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  5. C. Montgomery Burns
    C. Montgomery Burns

    I’m going to take today’s gains, and treat myself to a dinner at Perkins.

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  6. Raul3

    *throws mountain of valueline papers in fire*

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  7. dewey dortmunder

    Always glad when you do well Fly. I think I will enjoy some Polish vodka over ice, and as they say in the Cote D’Ivoire, bon appetit.

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  8. doubleplus

    1) Drink the protein anyway. Don’t deprive yourself, even with the certain prospect of adult beverages later. Your cells will thank you.
    2) Lightly peppered steak is an abomination, and I have to question your judgment there.

    Having said that, looking forward to Vegas and the Income Report.

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  9. shawnji

    Income report – intriguing. JE is a piece of shit; stock and company. I particularly hate it for having one of its its teenaged salesman knock on my door. Is anything sold successfully door-to-door these days?

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  10. it is showtime

    Fly you listen to Savage. You don’t feel “E” the wondervirus could become let’s say epic? You have full faith and confidence that Obama/Leadership will not bungle what they have already further?

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    • frog

      Fly is just entertained by Savage. Watching fear mongers on the Internet, TV, radio etc. gets you nowhere. The chances of an Ebola epidemic in the U.S. are very near to zero. See the cartoon below for a more realistic view.

      http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzxKthdCYAEPQvW.jpg/

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      • it is showtime

        Entertained by a double Masters PhD?

        Btw, I didn’t say, US.
        Do you realize, the
        small Relative number
        It would take. For
        economic structure to…

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  11. gapfiller

    At minimum, consider consuming some branched-chain amino acids in lieu of your typical protein.

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  12. moneybagz

    We need PPT 2.0 !!!

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  13. zombie

    Sorry I’m late. Ebola traffic.
    Income reports. Fucking awesome.

    The Fly is God.

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  14. rahagar

    Kansas produces a bitchin strawberry-peach wine. $10 a case. Load up.

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    • Dr. Fly

      I’ll pass on anything from Kansas

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    • chedda

      Did he he just recommend “strawberry-peach wine”? Open hand slap across the Internet face!

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      • rahagar

        Sure, grab a few cans of it, chedda. Mmmmm, you’ll lose use of your tongue for a few days after the 3rd can, but, what the hay…

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        • Dr. Fly

          If by chance you are coming to Vegas, you and only you will know who I am, as I intend to slap fire out of your face for that wine recommendation.

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          • alf44

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            … does Jeff Macke know who you are ?

            Curious !

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          • alf44

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            … obviously, he is familiar with your Internet persona … that’s not what I mean !

            Does he KNOW who YOU are ?

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          • alf44

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            … actually, miss him on Fast Money !

            .

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          • Dr. Fly

            Alf

            Not really.

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          • rahagar

            Unfortunately that weekend I have already been summoned for a trek deep into flyover country (reference to Kansas was not arbitrary) to a family wedding. My attendance of the Las Vegas event, I am told, is not a substitute of equals for this time.

            I am in contact with the Department of State though, trying to determine if Kansas is indeed still a part of the USA, or if I need passport and vaccinations before entering. They weren’t certain and are researching.

            As for the slap, I will find a case of the wine and have it rushed to the event for your pleasure. Substitute a slap of Macke for me for getting taken off CNBC.

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          • one-eighty

            You are the guy cornering the cocoa butter futures.

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  15. Narredwhal

    Branched, chained amino acids

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  16. bruce keller

    Do we know too much? This bounce seems so damn easy. Everyone is predicting it will go into November. I even feel that way.
    But, that scares me. I’ve seen the sentiment surveys at crazy lows.
    I know in a correction, that is good to go long on as a contrarian indicator.

    I have seen many a tweets of people eating steak tonight, in celebration.

    Monday may be a bloodbath.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Monday will be a divine short squeeze.

      We trade up until wednesday.

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      • alf44

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        … Sunday the 19th is the 27th anniversary of the ’87 CRASH !!!

        *** 508 points ***

        Monday the 20th could be a “jittery” trading day !!!
        —–
        This “MARKET” is just lookin’ for an excuse to GO LOW !!! IMO

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        • doubleplus

          God help me, but as much as I always enjoy seeing his comments on iBC, have to agree with Alf’s ultimate prediction here.

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      • bushwacker2

        Monday morning gap up then disappointment.

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  17. bushwacker2

    I think you might get kicked in the nuts next week, so drink up and have another rib eye!

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  18. ironbird

    Whatever one does. Make sure it is what one wants. Some like drugs and hookers. Some like family and gym’s. The worst thing one can do is fake it.

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  19. danny1980

    If AAPL misses earnings Mr. Market will rip your nuts off Tuesday. With that said I sold my UVXY puts for a tidy some. Where is that degenerate who was recommending that stink bomb as a sound long. Shame is upon you; oh and you smell like Susan Boyle

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  20. alf44

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    Fly … Do you see a future here at ibc … when we could actually imbeb videos, charts, stuff … in our posts ?

    So that they are SEEN and a part of the post … rather than some dubious link … to click on !

    COME ON MAN !!!

    LONG OVER DUE !!!

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  21. deng go there

    I remain unconvinced that the ‘speculation of the possibility of an easing of the tapering’ is enough to put a bid under this market.

    Yellen has to be seen to be throwing her knickers in the wind!

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