iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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HERE COMES THE MARGIN CLERK

It’s time for you to die. The clerks are coming and they are now going to blow out your accounts. Listen to the burlap’d bearshitters, for they know the future and are leaders of an emerging industry of pain and destruction.

We trade down 700 by the close, as Janet Yellen knits a new shawl, while popping butterscotch candies.

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36 comments

  1. inloworbit

    all your margins belong to us

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  2. Billy Cutting

    six callers ahead of us Jimmy!

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  3. the_wolf

    shouldn’t it be “butterscotched candies”
    ; )

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  4. Marc David

    I read that initially as “butterscotch panties” and I lost my lunch. Glad I re-read. I knew you not that sick.

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  5. johnrotten

    Rick Santelli’s little pecker is ready to explode.

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  6. surplusdroids

    Time really is a flat circle.
    (black monday.)

    Anyone think the robots panic into the close?

    I have been in cash.
    Put together a short portfolio together a week ago. It is up 10%. (not real money. just a paper trade for shits and giggles.)

    Truth be told, I would have sold it when it was up 5% about 4 days ago.

    I would not have kept the shorts on into the weekend.

    Link
    http://imgur.com/vG06knk

    ETF’s and not balanced across indices.
    Just short as hell. Levered.
    Driving a Toyota Camry, loaded with dynamite, into the sun.

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  7. MAXIMUS

    the butterscotch candies could not be a better use of imagery

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  8. juice

    Billy Meier’s update on ISIS, Syria, Putin, Ebola

    http://theyflyblog.com/2014/10/15/billy-meiers-update-isis/

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  9. danny1980

    So where is the bottom?

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  10. alf44

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    … actually, Janet Yellen is in a near impossible position !

    Can’t really put all this shit on her ! IMO

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  11. nyjag

    Here comes the pain!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6IosqSQAN4

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  12. J Livermore

    Le Fly, you must have set a text record today. It’s obviously helping you cope with the market. How did you do it before twitter?

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  13. dewey dortmunder

    So how do you try to cope with crappy days (no snark)?

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  14. newbalance

    Capitulate you bitch!

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  15. danny1980

    Lmao!!! 666 you. Funny fucker

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  16. J Livermore

    The Zebra is being pulled into the ditch by the lion.

    However $BABA and $TRUE hold the line.

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  17. thenose

    What were you saying FLY? Rebound babyyyyy

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  18. J Livermore

    hahahahhahahahha

    Wife and the cleaning lady.

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  19. alf44

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    Liquidate your trading accounts now while there’s still time…

    … Fantasy Football is the NEW FRONTIER !!!

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  20. tradercaddy

    As I am back from a lazy bike ride I see that the Russell is still in the lead and should help the overall market rally at any time the TradeBots allow.
    And I read that WFM is going to “rate” it’s produce based upon a number of factors in a “responsibly grown” category.
    How stupid is this?
    Are there that many people who shop on this basis or am I living in another decade?

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  21. og

    Need a fucking rally into the close.

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  22. sethster99

    666 is optimistic. I bet we get a bounce there though.

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  23. jdf

    Boom goes the dynamite. About fucking time this market went to shit. Now, maybe, just maybe America will learn to build stuff again as opposed to being the international version of a glittered up whore that lives on her Visa card and then hopes the bank doesn’t want to collect. Vive Le Revolution!

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  24. it is showtime

    Sold half UVXY

    +19% portfolio swing since oct 1

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  25. magptrader

    we will test 1890-1900 before blowing thru 1800…as you say “believe you me” … 🙂

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  26. bood

    embarassing

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