The futures aren’t up enough. We are going to swan dive into a pool filled with bricks. Aside from that, I placed my iPhone in water, for the second time in as many months. My big loss isn’t the phone itself. I couldn’t care less about the phone. But I keep copious notes of things, words that I am fond of, which will be lost with the new phone. All of this happened because I refuse to buy a case. Actually, I have a case; but I refuse to use it.
Now I am using my wife’s old, stupid, iPhone and I want to throw this thing into the toilet and flush it. But if I did that, guess who would have to unclog the fucking toilet? You guessed it.
You know, there is a certain tediousness to the life that I lead. Why should a loss of a phone be this upsetting? I will tell you why. It’s because there is a giant fucking black hole void in my life that causes me to go nuts when order is disrupted. Everything is in ruins, a smoldering heap of skeletons atop of environmentally friendly medical waste atop of mangled metal.
And then there’s the stock market. Jesus Christ this is the life of a certified lunatic. Not only do I have to manage money for a living and get paid 7 figures for it, I also have to come here and tell a bunch of strangers about it, leaving me open to wanton criticism and debate from the biggest assholes walking the planet.
How did my life come to this?
I remember when I made a commitment to never curse on the site again. Frankly, I don’t know why I made such a commitment, since a word is just a word. There isn’t anything inherently evil about the word “fuck” or “shit.” They might be a bit vulgar and out of place inside the home, in front of the kids. But I have to tell you, very sincerely, I don’t trust any man or woman who never curses. Anyone who believes they are pious and places themselves above a certain subset of words is deranged and most likely hiding human organs in their refrigerator.
They’re just like priests: nice on the outside, demonic guttersnipes on the inside.
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I love this blog! Thank you Fly for making a shit morning less bleak.
Bleak is what you will find very soon.
So i guess the world is falling apart. The only thing one can surmise here is that Europe is nearing complete collapse and the communists in China have suddenly developed some sort of economic morale code.
Oil probably has a lot lower to fall….certainly not priced for a global recession.
The Bakken is being bankrupted.
We are stupid Americans who think that extracting oil at a cost of $70 per barrel is sustainable and going to supplant the Sauds who do it for $10.
Fuck the fucking Saudi cocksuckers.
LOL – classic post !!
I don’t own one, but maybe you can take/keep notes on one of these (Kobo H2O):
http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/click?id=c*Rz*soY0y8&subid=&offerid=314164.1&type=10&tmpid=9310&RD_PARM1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kobo.com%2Fkoboaurah2o%23overview
There was a commercial with it on FB yesterday and the guy was reading underwater. So even if you can’t take the notes there, maybe you can PORT them there and that way when you flush your phone, you’ll still have your notes!!!
the phone is dead.
long live the phone
LOL – just what i needed to read to get the morning going
Fuck this shit!
This one needs to go into the “Best Of”.. I also go batshit crazy when something throws my routine off.
fuck shit cocksucker blah blah blah!!!!!
Arghhh. Me feel better now.
Agreed.
The actor who played the father and priest on the hearty family show “7th Heaven” confessed to molesting little children.
Ironically, that actor was my wife’s favorite actor or all time. She adored that show. I always thought it was a piece of shit, unrealistic display of human fantasy.
I now get to say “your favorite actor is a pedophile.” Another win for Le Fly.
+1
hahahahahahahahahahahaha “outta the way hun”
Classic
Is this sarcasm? I can’t tell… since you keep buying.
BUYING WHAT?
I am going to become violent very soon. I am 30% cash.
Somewhat reminiscent of the Robert Duvall detective character in Falling Down who refuses to curse until he is pushed too far and says to his superior: “Fuck you….Fuck you very much.”
Fukin A! How much for your wife? How much for your kids?
As was explained to me by an acne clad, comically titled “genius” when I broke my previous Jobs phone (all of these fuckers will bend if you handle them like Ike handled Tina), the despair of losing photos, notes and numbers can be avoided simply by backing the phone up more often.
I thanked the lad for imparting this wisdom with the gift of an iPhone sandwich. Sorry for your troubles.
I used to not like iPhones, but damn my android has gotten slow as shit. Probably will get a motherfucking iPhone soon.
SPX +2% today.
There is no other option. This must needs be done.
Demonic Guttersnipes on the inside…,lmao I have a couple buddies who don’t curse I wonder if I could score a kidney or liver from them. Mines shot to hell from Military and College ; I double dipped in the drunken career progression schools
You seemed to have forgotten that Ebola is creeping towards you as well…
fly is nervous
The fun part is we assholes get to come here for free and rudely and crudely insult the greatest minds on the internets regarding advice of the stocks market.
At the end of the day, we are all just a pile of bones.
Going to be some more blood letting today…
You’re like the TV Anchor on the movie Network yelling “I’m mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore!!!”
Now you just need to get everybody reading this to open the doors or windows of their office and yell “Get Ready For Another Day of Misery and Hell!!!”
Dr. Fly Sir – since the market has been shit, are you watching any new TV series we need to be aware of?
Trent
I watch a lot of stuff. I am a consumer of information on an industrial level, from books to movies to shows.
Right now, I am watching Boardwalk Empire (the young Nucky Thomson rents an apartment from none other than our very own Chuck Bennet), Hell on Wheels, Ray Donovan, Masters of Sex, Good Wife.
Some of my favorites are Penny Dreadful (Eva Green), Suits, Hannibal, Game of Thrones.
I am sure there are more.
I wasn’t crazy over Fargo.
I also loved True Detective and might watch American Horror story and Outlander.
I wanted to like Outlander, but the 1st episode put me to sleep. Too many other shows to enjoy. The season is wrapped up, but The Strain was very well done.
Forgot to ask, are you still with The Knick? I think it’s really good.
All of these are good. I have been watching Gotham it has been okay as well.
I saw Flash with wife. It was ok too.
I don’t subscribe to that channel, so no.
Outlander got huge ratings. Are you sure?
I don’t subscribe, but just watch streaming online. Outlander was horribly slow, but I only gave the 1st episode a try. I really wanted to like it. Not trying to poison your experience.
The Knick has great reviews too. I might have to find a stream.
Will email my source if it interests you. Here’s an opinion equal to mine re Outlander http://www.bostonglobe.com/arts/television/2014/08/08/outlander-suffers-from-kilt-complex/JWHPx3Pz2nTUbIlCQFit4L/story.html
Try “The Honourable Woman” on the BBC. Amazing.
Fly – get an android – they have google keep, which is their note taking software – its available via the web (you’ll never lose it) …
turn on icloud and things like notes will by synched
r u srs
its 2014
ICloud is on, but I always neglect to sync notes.
dont think you have to manual sync
just go to icloud in settings and switch on notes and it does it auto
Too late. Phone is dead.
keep it off for a few days and unplugged.
might get lucky and turn back on even for a few min
I had about 500 of my favorite words in it.
put in a bag of rice for three days. Supposed to work
Fly, all your notes should be saved on your ICloud. Backs up everything each time you charge your phone.
I never connect to computer.
You need an IFON. It’s verykool.
Excellent bitch slap.
And just like that, the indices turn negative.
A sensational post on many levels. Cheers.
Credit to Frog for posting this yesterday, it is just too funny not to repost, listen to this guy’s voice:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=079RCUtk8s4&app=desktop
“CANCEL ALL ORDERS CANCEL ALL ORDERS!” LOL!!!!!!!!!
it never gets old
That guy sounds like a talking cigarette.
Moving my Rydex fund from Inverse Russell 2x (as of last Friday AM when I was told I was early- up almost 6%) to 2X long DJIA @10:30 AM (then maybe out @ end of day).
Then a nice long bike ride on this beautiful sunny 80 degree day and I won’t think about the market once.
I hope the bears shit on your front porch while you’re out biking.
oopsy
Sir Fly,
You need to stop taking long shits on the toilet whilst using your phone. At a minimum, have your legs closed close enough a phone cannot drop through it…or wedge a towel in between them like I do (helps with the stink as well).
What the fuck?
??? ……….???? WTF??
Banned?
Naturally, you are banned. You are a sick fucker. Seek counseling.
Fly,
Use Evernote
All the notes are backed up in the cloud , and it’s free
ARWR got Bitch slapped this morning. Good thing you sold that anchor
Unreal. And EMES too.
add XON to that
It’s misery and hell. Just like how I described. Let’s leave it at that.
EMES is insane.
Wondering if Oil (CL) has put in a short-term bottom here. I think so, and I am usually right.
There is a lot of bonhomie here this morning. Very nice.
I worship you.
only 499 left to recover
Vous êtes un tel peut donc se renseigner sur, médecin Fly.
bounced off $SPY 192.36 last thursday. Today we just bounced off 192.35. probably going to be some sell stops on the other side of that.
Look at this, Crude (CL) up 80c since my call above ! For I surely am the best futures trader of them all.
pretty damn funny. time for a 6
Your true gift is writing and entertaining. You are obviously good at trading and escaping murderholes (most of the time). Which makes money. But making people laugh at the vagaries of life with wit, sarcasm and aplomb – all the while creating a lexicon of ‘Flyisms” oft repeated in the alleyways of life – is truly valuable.