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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THIS IS A CRAZY FACED MARKET

I’m a gentleman and do not have time to bother with this sort of drab. This market has been fooling people since its been invented. But now, it has taken its trickery to new heights. I’d rather remain, stoically, in a cash prison, safe from the elements outside, than trouble myself trying to figure out when The House of Saud will stop turning the screws on the Bakken.

Life wasn’t meant to be this tedious and I’ve decided to wait for a better tape.

Yes, of course, like a true psychotic, I am reversing an opinion that I ever so eloquently, and rather forcibly, stated on Sunday, alluding to ‘panorama of perversion’ set to be released on an unsuspecting audience in short order. I intended to eat caviar and drink magnums of champagne for breakfast– and feast on extinct animals by night. But now, now, I am just a ne’erdowell–afraid of my own shadow (Saul Rosenberg), only interested in safe harbor.

I am very glad to learn that many stocked brokers were heavily margined out on GTAT and are now negative equity. Those people will be liquidated and re-submitted back into the matrix, to replenish the tree of life so that others might suckle from it.

In closing, the market isn’t your friend, but your enemy. It only tells you “I can be a friend to you” because it wants to rape you.

Don’t drop the soap.

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33 comments

  1. tm

    Check out the top institutional holders of GTAT. wow.

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  2. Raul3

    LOCO working because its obviously crasy

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  3. Vatkpsmfrmfloppn
    Vatkpsmfrmfloppn

    Computers…just when we think we’ve got it all figured out, they change the story. One minute the story is the option market, then the macro market, then whatever is on CNN.

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  4. it is showtime

    Thirty -:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:- SIX

    – months without
    — a 10%
    — correction

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  5. Danny1980

    LOCO, BLOX, CRTO, XNET

    Held up nicely; XNET $20 by Christmas!

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  6. CMA

    Perfect picture for this crazy faced market.

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  7. Danny1980

    Buy LE been beast mode in this market

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  8. No One

    Cash could be losing very soon too. Buy Gold

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  9. rahagar

    Extincted animals, it should be.

    Today’s $TICK was chopholio. Ridiculous.

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  10. Nimrod

    Seriously though Fly, this comes as a surprise?

    To demonstrate then, here comes the big US$ / Gold switcheroo.

    As you were, pls.

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  11. DaLuke

    Holy shit! What happened to RBCN??? Buying hand over fist (extra squirt) tomorrow?

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  12. matt_bear

    Gorilla glass is having the last laugh.

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  13. Zheeeem

    I added to my EOG and WLL positions today. I like the Bakken and Eagle Ford, and think the plays there will do good over the next few years. Not a good time for a short term trade, though.

    GTAT is possessed by satan.

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  14. jules

    New highs shortly.

    Stay tuned…

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  15. ripper

    Fly, will Analystbomber become a tabbed blogger?

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    • Dr. Fly

      He was a tabbed blogger and none of you assholes visited him.

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      • Greg

        I thought Analyst Bomber’s blogs were very good. He was moody and occasionally gloomy. I feel that way sometimes too.

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  16. og

    GPRO baby!

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  17. Cashman

    Whats with all the ads popping up on this site now? Never used to be this bad.

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  18. TopOfTheMorningToYa
    TopOfTheMorningToYa

    Best post yet. Epic final two paragraphs Sir Fly

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  19. Badduck

    Not one Jeter Gatorade video.
    I understand you are a Met fan (lots of LOL) but c’mon. Where’s the Re2pect?

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  20. test

    “like a true psychotic”..this, i like.

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  21. levrage

    time to brush up on your short selling technique

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  22. Flux Capacitor

    Nice song.

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