The jobs numbers came in much better than expected, at 248k. The unemployment rate is down to 5.9%, most likely due to massive quantities of misanthropic persons being transferred to their local FEMA internment camps for expeditious liquidation. Futures are up 13 and you’re on the cusp of annihilation.
Good news is good news. Bad news is good news.
Bull market.
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1.0 or 2.0?
There can only be a 1.0.
5.9% unemployment is the most laughable of all the statistics our government produces.
elections
Nothing but success stories and raging bulls into midterms.
Then if the republicans win we get a little pullback, imo.
Agree
Ben Bernanke FTW
I dunno, this news might be too good.
please short
PLEASE
Reimer Republic Propoganda. Laughable.
It’s Weimer Republic, you buffoon.
Weimar*
Maybe what he means is what the Reimar repubric needs is robster craws.
http://youtu.be/EoVUuPAhpwo
Long live The Fly. Im longer than Ron Jeremy thanks to you and OA
How long can this game last?
Longer than one can remain solvent…
Fly, last night user id Tanna sent a link on Abby Spencer. Clicked the link and my IPAD instantly had a virus. Finally got rid of it by deleting history and cookies. What a DICK sending that link.
We are looking at 2060 on spoos if the 19 month trend we find ourselves in continues.
exploitation of the masses increasing.
GOOD.
Let the “Ebola Rally” commence!!!! My fav headline of the year, to date. The ppt is a gem.
everyone all exited..the SPX is neg. every day this week. wait until the close b4 you celebrate. don’t count ur $ til the dealing is done
i think the market will slide lower into the red possibly…this market cannot be trusted. thankfully i’m fully hedged
SHOMP
We’re going up. I told you to book it. Did you book it?
We will roll over today
Bought a car yesterday.Now I gotta
pay for it.Go bulls go.
What did you get?
An Impala, what else?
Sorry I lost faith the other day and cursed a bit.
What happened to all the happy bears?
hope it sticks and continue…have doubts but waiting patiently
I am starting a Ritalin company especially geared for this web site.
Bring it public. Has to be a winner.
😉 ))
ibankritalin. I like it.
It’s after 10:30.
Bounce is over.
Moved Rydex funds (@ 10:45 price)from Russell 2000 X2 and Emerging Markets X2 into the inverse of same.
IMO you are early.
Whatever happened to Gary Savage?
The one thing that worries me about whether this rally will hold is oil prices. It caught a small bid in the AM, but has dwindled. Any insight on this would be appreciated.
Oil always seems to be the commodity that gets blamed for everything in the media. If its too high, people freak out that it hurts input costs. If its too low, people freak out about demand and the economy slowing. Here’s an idea, F oil, stocks are up on a Friday so we can celebrate recklessly all weekend.
So Bluestar is beerish on AAPL and Fly has said he may never sell. Hmmmm
Gold is getting shat on. Where is Senator Gint when you need him??