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AFTER FURTHER REVIEW

I am planting a flag here and declaring, with the highest level of confidence since the retarded 2011 crisis, these levels will hold and the market is going to rip faces off to the upside. Write it down and come here to mock me if I am wrong.

Gentlemen, I am not going by whims or depending on hunches, for that is exclusive for the canaille, men with finance blogs named after pretzels. This, my little friends from the internets, is precision through the science of mathematics. You cannot negotiate with it or even get mad at it. It is what it is, because it binds us to the earth and is the foundation of life.

We hold these levels and with exclamatory vigor. We will rip the heads off of our foes, and then reach down into their torso, and gut them.

You’ve been warned, you jelly belly mangled face fucking retard.

http://youtu.be/KldsZ9aOM6Q

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74 comments

  1. delaughterc

    Maybe. This would be consistent with the depth of previous pullbacks going back a few years. I will hold on to my short positions with a tight stop in the meantime. If you’re right you’re right, ifnot you will just be right at some later date

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    • it is showtime

      It may be for real this time. The speculation is meaningless on either side. But i’ll join the party (bugs bunny laugh)

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  2. Matt

    Hell yeah!!!

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  3. zuul

    That’s the plan sir.

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  4. CMA

    your losses will mock you sufficiently. they will call you “the John Kerry of Trading” for flip flopping so much and force you to marry the Teresa Heinz Kerry of the market: $ANGI

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    • Dr. Fly

      My gains will serve as a gravity hammer to smite you from the earth. Your savage mannerisms will be stifled and your perversions neutered. You will receive your punishment shortly.

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  5. boyaj

    Something tells me you selected back judge as opposed to the umpire for this pic due to the two letters on his back…

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  6. MarketMasta

    Lets take it a step further. Tomorrow there will be a head fake to the downside with a rip your fucking face off to the up.

    hashtag:rally

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  7. UncleBuccs

    Savage said yesterday that Wall Street would sell the squeal from a pig. That’s a market committed to making money! Let’s rip higher!!!

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  8. flyaway18

    Jelly Belly? A tad wimpish ending after all the violent imagery that preceeded it.

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  9. Putamkamon

    BITA LOL all the way to the bank?

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  10. Halfbloodpope

    BALT is getting cheap. Good company in the long run?

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  11. UglyFlint

    Savage is going crazy over Obola. Should be an intense month before the elections. He’s pulling out all the stops.

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  12. it is showtime

    Yes. Yes. So many, So many, anomalies and convergences in September for us conspiracy thinkers. Was just waiting, to be able to wake up

    Wake me up, When september ends
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU9JoFKlaZ0

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  13. ironbird

    The mystery is the catalyst. The entire Liberian community of Texas pressing buy?

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  14. Frank Costanza

    I’m imagining a world where Blue horseshoe is flicking Davidoffs and drinking Macallan 50yr on his 150 ft Marquis. Blessed with the company of Zerohedge, and yes, THE Mrs Fly sipping on the finest of French wines, perhaps the Domaine Leflaive Montrechet , after Señor Horatio Clawhammer misses his 3rd mortgage payment and takes to the streets shouting schizophrenic nonsense to the homeless, begs for spare cigarettes, all the while hard working class Americans drop quarters into his tin cup on their way repaving the 495 thru Queens. We’re about to embark on a post QE world. Prepare yourself

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  15. matt_bear

    Lol at pretzel writer. Don’t forget pebble writer too. Fucking asshole lost me another 20% last month. I can’t get my money out fast enough. 🙁

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    • John

      Are you Matt Bear from old Lee Adler site, Dr. of Stock Proctology or something? I used to hang out there as Chi Bear.

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  16. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly – I’m off to the gym, but I have a serious question for you. Do you think you’ll ever see Ebola in Princeton? If confirmed cases did show up in your prestigious community, what course of action would you take?

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    • blarggh

      Since he has yet to answer this question, I will answer with what I believe the answer would be.

      Fly and his offspring are all immune from Ebola due to their extra terrestrial powers. So, he doesn’t really care id Ebola shows up, the rest of the community be damned.

      Now you can ban me.

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    • Dr. Fly

      I will try to contract it, then buy call options on Ebola drug stocks. I’ll tip you all here of my ailments and we’ll make a fucking fortune.

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  17. ForgetAlpha

    Pretzel blog writer eh? What blog is this you speak of? I GOOGl’ed it and only came up with some technical analysis site that looks like it was developed 20 years ago.

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  18. from gorby

    Dear mr fly.
    I’ve been reading you blogs for 7 years
    now and still am impressed with your skill.
    At this juncture it feels like you found
    a vodoo doll in your closet
    and it is talking to you.Please put
    it down and never look at it sideways again.

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  19. flyaway18

    Yes, much better.

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  20. berniecornfeld

    Wait until ISIS realize all the fun they can have with Ebola!

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    • J Livermore

      Yes, instead of suicide bombers, volunteers will contract Ebola, enter NYC and begin sneezing all over the city.

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  21. No One

    Asshole dipbuyer.

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  22. Hey Nineteen

    I have been suitably stirred by your screed, Fly. I’m in the mood for butchery tomorrow, slobones beware.

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  23. Quality Control Inferno
    Quality Control Inferno

    Nice call Dr. Fly. When everyone is screaming bloody murder buy buy buy.

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  24. bill

    Fly have you talked with devil? He is very good calling the bottoms. This time both OA and you were wrong. Yeah. Nobody can get it right all the time.

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  25. citywok

    Make no mistake. Blood will be spilled. Lives will be lost. Fortunes will be made. Men will be ruined. There will be betrayal and scandal and perfidy of epic proportions. LONG BUBBLE BASKET.

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  26. UncleBuccs

    Check this out. Quote: Even Prince Philip of Britain, a member of the Bilderberg Group, is in favor of depopulation:

    “If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels” (Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh, leader of the World Wildlife Fund, quoted in “Are You Ready for Our New Age Future?” Insiders Report, American Policy Center, December 1995).

    Read the whole thing. Dr. Henry Kissinger, who wrote: “Depopulation should be the highest priority of U.S. foreign policy towards the Third World.”
    http://www.rense.com/general59/kissingereugenics.htm

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    • Cascadian

      Hence our foreign policy in the Middle EAst, and handling of infectious diseases. this ‘splains a lot of things.

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  27. mackypinky

    I am ready to kill someone

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  28. mackypinky

    Not literally…. Just financially

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  29. alf44

    .

    A wise trader once said …

    “The other side of the mountain is always hard, especially when you are skidding down it without pants.”

    —–

    I never forgot that …
    .

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  30. matt_bear

    i bank ponderances- it’s SPX, sir. 😉

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  31. i bank ponderances
    i bank ponderances

    Touché, my kind gentleman.

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  32. Tex

    I agree. Not to say that we can’t head lower first, but it may be the beginning of the end of the fall.

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  33. Cascadian

    Gasry K on the radio says we are headed south just like he’s been saying for months. All the signs of market top are apparent, just like he’s been saying on the radio for many months now.

    I happened to be driving today and caught his show.

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    • it is showtime

      He’s just identifying all the sectors that have already gone limp
      His prediction for tomorrow/next day/next week is always No Clue.

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  34. Trading_Nymph

    Well Tomorrow I hold my Bear Breath and Hope that Super Mario doesn’t say anything to make the Bulls all QE crazy. That Press Conference can have some off the cuff lame comment and my nice sweet sell off falls apart. I don’t like Central Banks.

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  35. xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
    xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

    picked a bad day to start buying crude futures again

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  36. runawaytrain

    Yikes… crude getting the business this morning…

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  37. Bruce Keller

    Those futures went from kind of green to nothing instantly. Maybe the ECB won’t be enough and you all are discounting the effects of Ebola (the fear it will cause, not actual infections)

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  38. the pirate

    Michael Savage is THE MAN. Arrrgh!

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  39. Greg

    On the Mound of Venus I swear….

    uh, that’s all I’ve got.
    But it’s a great opening line, eh?

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