Has there ever been a wall of worry this high, morbidly built upon the skulls of the ebola-stricken deceased? It has washed onto our shores, courtesy of some do-gooder who was likely trying to feed rice to small children in Liberia. The end result was he caught a deadly virus, and potentially killed numerous americans on the airplane he was traveling on– and in his small, stupid, town of Dallas.
Why isn’t there a fucking travel ban to west africa?
Now we have a reason to panic. We’ve all seen the zombie movies, apocalyptic endings that could only mean the complete destruction of the stock market. Aside from all of that, the dollar is strong, sending wheat and oil lower. Oh, how I pine for $4.50 gasoline and out of control corn prices.
This market will be served by obsequious traders, men prepared to buy dips and climb that skeleton’d wall of worry.
When was the last time buying oil above $100 worked? People always get the trade wrong, avoiding it at the lows and buying the highs.
These are the times of your lives, people. Embrace the never-ending story of extreme gluttony and unchecked hedonism. The occasional magnum of champagne and endless sea of shrimp cocktails will be funded by this market.
Be predatory and embrace the fear as cause to kill thy neighbors, weaponize your portfolios into blood seeking hounds, clamoring for bargains, opportunistic to the point of savagery.
My top picks are my top holdings. I reiterate EMES, BITA and PANW, with CLR a close fourth.
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My advice, if you live near Dallas, as I do, take a day off from randomly licking other people.
Buy CLX, everyone will want to be all sanitizing shit yo.
Interesting that CLX just issued a warning about contaminated product coming out of Venezuela having possibly entered the “food chain” here.
To many coincidences…….
It’s 0bama’s fault.
4qtr of mid-term election year, for the seasonality people.
http://jeffhirsch.tumblr.com/post/97244281978/four-year-cycle-sweet-spot-s-p-500-could-top-2300
good article, thanks for sharing
Ebola is here!
Garlotti, start up the engines.
Prepare hot soup and blankets for the survivors!
Wagner, break out the rifle!
,,you went long too soon, totz. I would have stayed wit the utilties . TBH,.
The Fly is God.
Do you giggle everytime you type that, Zombie?
It’s more like a loud, evil laugh.
Indeed, sir.
Indeud, Sir. How’s the dry cleaning biz treating you and Weezy?
George Jefferson having a conversation with the Zombie is awesome. Classic.
The dry cleaning business is kind of dead, Zombie, like you, me and Weezie.
Some crafty bastards
figured out a way to wash “dry
clean only” clothes at home.
You can blame LG for your biz
losses, but George Jefferson
lives on.
General Butt Naked. Liberia is God’s real life version of hell. Truly a wall of worry that never goes away.
Ebola is a government plot to reduce the social security and medicare population in order to make them solvent.
I plan to take my SS early, therefore I will be wearing a hazmat suit when I leave the house (if I ever leave again).
Government employees don’t have the brains or foresight to orchestrate that kind of plot.
If they did, no need for ebola – free cigarettes for everybody over age 47 1/2 would fix the budget within two decades.
Fuck you Im in Dallas…
aka Ground Zero.
There are a few thousand dead people in Africa who would disagree with you.
Fuck you Texas.
Why is that?
They fuck up a lot down there.
I really am going to die clutching my brokerage statement while foaming at the mouth.
I go long after Obama declares marshal law and Quarantines his opponents with sick individuals thus killing off the opposition. Its a good thing he signed some executive orders recently that allows him to do this. Surely I jest.
What’s the difference between Ebola and SARS?
Because I think I have SARS
SARS is a chain of retail stores having financial difficult and ebola is sold in the housewares section of SARS.
I’ve been joking about having Ebola all day anytime I sneezed or did something stupid. I joked a lot about Ebola today.
you should take that new combo drug for ED and ebola…Ebonera.
As long as Clooney does not get married in a Liberian clinic. Which could start an elitist death wish. Stocks would crater to pay for the funerals.
Prices will come in. Then, like walking through the old battlefields, we will take our treasures off the corpses that lay dead… Not yet. Walk out now…the Berserker will take your head.
Zerohedge must be cumming all over themselves on the Ebola news.
Lol I honestly forgot about ZH until this comment
VP Biden thinks ebola is an Italian bowling center.
Oh, how I pine for $4.50 gasoline and out of control corn prices. Love this guy
Zombie has signed up to the ibC vegas cocktail party. Something tells me he will be first.
Indeud. I shall reach Nirvana
ibC vegas cocktail party AKA “The Pearly Gates.”
Fly, why do you link to youtube vids of such shitty people? Come on now, don’t tell me you listen to this type of garbage.
Sia when did you become a CIA dis information analyst? Like The Fly gives a shit what you think.
I never watch Savage, but do when you post clips.
Shit, I feel like the world is about to end and I need more guns.
you need a flame thrower
RC – now you DEFINITELY need to move out West. It’s much less dense, population wise. Wouldn’t want to be in a red-zone if this thing takes off… http://www.mapofusa.net/us-population-density-map.htm
I agree. Hopefully one day I make it that way.
Sia
I only watch msnbc for my news because it makes me laugh and I love savage because he makes me laugh. What’s wrong with that!?
You people are too insecure to listen to others who differ from you?
Probably won’t help, but I’m about to order up a heaping of Olive Leaf Extract and Vitamin C capsules, and plan on popping these babies like PEZ… http://www.xrwh.com/herbsinfo/oliveleafextract.htm
Long Herbalife?
This gent is claims the WHO used Oil of Oregano against SARS 5x a day – 10 drops under the tongue. Goes on to say if he contracted Ebola he’d do it every 15min. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaC-RcfhMTA#t=342
We should just crop dust Dallas & Atlanta (anywhere else necessary) with TKMR’s drug in a vapor mist form. Can we get an executive order for that?
JP – I think acid would be cheaper and just as effective. Who’s gonna say no?? Texans?? too bad…
you need us..
Eesh harsh Unc. But yes that’s fine.
Just kidding (but seriously).
I kinda like Austin though…oh well.
JP – sorry, it has to go
Coolio.
On another tangent, I like the gent up there who blames Obama, haha.
Those who know me, know that I have this thing I do, poking fun at those who think everything is all Obama’s fault.
I like to specifically blame Obama for funny random shit, let me demonstrate;
“Man this heat today is unbearable, THANKS ALOT OBAMA!!” Haha.
It’s the little things that get me by…
The driver goes on right side of the bag. The Daffy Duck sleeve must be pointed forward.
I’m still searching for something to help me escape this thing: Ebola virus disease: Potential use of melatonin as a treatment. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25262626
Well that is really ironic considering black people have a ton of melanin.
In a post Ebola world there are just two kinds of people. Those with guns, and those giving me their food.
We’ll probably rally tomorrow.
Ebola vaccine shots at Safeway in 3 months
And the piggly wiggly.
One guy in Texas! Get a grip people!!!
This might be the best headline ever written.
Holy hell this thread is epic! Best comments ever…lmao
Ebola=Italian Bowling Center
I’m in Dallas you mean Ground Zero
Lol
fly, SOL is down at least 20% from where you bought last time and closer to 30% from your original entry, any exit plans??? – you said it was a massive position about a week ago, lookin for some guidance here
What sort of fucking funny math are you using?
My original cost was 3.55 and then I bought lower. What world is that -30%?
Thanks in advance.
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