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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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L E M O N A D E

When I was a boy, there was a mentally ill man who used to torment all of the kids as they made their way to school. He’d drop gallons of milk from the 7th floor of the stairwell I used (I was on the 2nd fl). He made a whistling sound to accompany the ‘milk bomb’, as he unleashed a milky hell onto us unsuspecting kids. After he was finished drenching us with milk, he’d scream out at the top of his lungs “MAYONNAISE”, then he proceeded to the roof where he’d balance himself on the ledge, whilst throwing whole watermelons onto the pavement below. I swear to you everything that I just said is a true story.

Well today the bears were those innocent school children, trying to be punctual and shit–making their way down the stairwell– until gallons of lemonade came screaming down onto their heads.

It’s all over people. Don’t even try to short this market, for it wants higher.

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52 comments

  1. The Zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  2. it is showtime

    End of quarter. Ho-hum.

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  3. matt_bear

    The box Chevy music video does mark tradeable bottoms more often than not.

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  4. speerothekid

    That guy is my hero. He found a way to finance his true passion and live it out

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  5. Trent

    3 Things: 1. Awesome Post 2. This song is my ringtone. 3. Is that car in the video the one you drove fast near grocery stores in?

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  6. milk bomber

    Where the fuck did you grow up, the outskirts of hell?

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    • Dr. Fly

      Brooklyn

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      • milk bomber

        Can you imagine what would happen to the mentally ill milk tosser if he tried that act in 2014. I see SWAT teams and bloody body parts.

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        • JMac

          He’d be wishing it was SWAT if it was my old man knocking at the door. The nut would have been airborne before the last watermelon hit the ground.

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      • ecchymosis

        the part of Brooklyn where my parents grew up WAS the outskirts of hell!

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  7. J Livermore

    K-Boom !!

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  8. The_Real_Hmmm

    Did this happen when you were around 10 years old? Real life mentally ill evil David Letterman?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wSRjQUI8Jk

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  9. esknv

    Middle aged white men listening to rick ross… now that’s a good fit.

    Quality people you have here fly.

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  10. TraderCaddy

    GrandPa Fly should have kicked his ass or at least thrown some Minestrone Soup and Eggplant Parmesan back at him.

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  11. rahagar

    Today the dropper would be sniped within moments.

    Buy TA.

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  12. newbalance

    How much was milk back then, $2?

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  13. john

    TYLER PICKED UP ON MY “MAD MAX” THEME FROM 12:29 PM:
    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-09-29/presenting-isis-beating-mad-max-battle-tanks-and-buses

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  14. christian

    ^RUT underperformed large caps this year due to falling profit margins there. Stronger dollar will chop Large cap Pro Margins. HYG/JNK smell it ..maybe weak bounce ..NO?

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  15. christian

    who spammed my pic

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  16. Ron Graves

    Fly!!! That rick ross shit goes hard! Lets just hope your panw call isnt like feye

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  17. christian

    Sorry for pic comment, I respect your opinion and wondered if you had any concern that the stronger dollar would chop Large cap (multi-nationals) profit margins. I think JNK/HYG are hip to this. Don’t mean to reply too often on your blog peace out.

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  18. Discoordinated

    Yeah bro beanses BITA!

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  19. ironbird

    Senor Fly when do we buy CLF? Looks a lot like a dot bomb c2002. Granted bankruptcy would be bad.

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    • ironbird

      WLT and ANR are looking like the lambs. One of those two bites a pillow then CLF is good?

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  20. ironbird

    Godzilla has a few trillion chopsticks chopping trying to keep it afloat. Not working well tonight. All feeding tubes will be used to “get this right”.

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  21. alf44

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    … SHORTER THAN VERNE TROYER !!!

    Just Sayin’ …

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  22. alf44

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    …. PIMCO sees $10 B in withdrawals after Gross … uhhh … “splits” !!!

    —–

    HOLY SHIT !!!

    .

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  23. Bruce Keller

    SPX 1999 tomorrow, setting up 2-3 day sideways before boost on Friday with massive continuation Monday.

    ^_^

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  24. matt_bear

    I’d like initiate my short position on BRK.A the day before old Warren chokes on his root beer float and Burger King chicken fries.

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  25. inandout

    MAYONNAISE!! Sounds very familiar, think I heard of that fellow before..

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  26. Mark Blaha

    Too Funny! I used to have an old crazy lady throw pebbles at us from her driveway and chase us with a broom..of course we taunted her

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  27. Bruce Keller

    Hurray! Illuminati coin is back!

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  28. smartestone

    hmmm I thought you said a week ago the market would crash

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  29. JTU

    RPTP, SGEN looking like good entry points.

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