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I’VE WRITTEN ANOTHER TREATISE. PLEASE COME AND READ IT.

You’re a jackass for selling the market short, aren’t you? I want you to admit it. Leave a comment under this blog and embrace the stupidity that runs throughout your veins. If it means anything at all, find solace in the fact that you’re a genetically inferior specimen. You travel this world in a foreboding manner because you already know the result: loss ship. You’ve experienced this your whole life, always on the receiving end of knuckled sandwich.

Now an enterprising man, one of means, would know his limitations and simply outsource or delegate the task of proper money management to qualified professionals. See, you don’t have to be a market guru to bank coin. All you have to do is be honest with yourself and set limits. The problem with most people is that they are liars, mountebanks pretending to be professionals–when they are simply amateurs.

If you seek to uplift yourselves from the squalor of housing tenements and live a parvenu lifestyle, come to grips with your limitations and quit pissing me off.

 

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25 comments

  1. matt_bear

    can i turn my portfolio over to you for managment?

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  2. drake sucks

    well done sir FLY!

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  3. le drake

    FLY is G-d

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  4. Jesse Livermore's Ghost

    I love all the top callers and doom and gloomers. The most hated secular bull market in history will feed on your entrails and then skull fuck you, metaphorically speaking. It welcomes your hate.

    Substitute the word “market” for “candidate” and FDR’s famous quote seems very apropos for this market.

    “Never before in all our history have these forces been so united against one market as they stand today. They are unanimous in their hate for me – and I welcome their hatred.”

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  5. George Jefferson

    Mountebanks are Canadian, right?

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  6. john

    I am sitting in my section 8 housing watching MAD MAX 2 (EXTRA DYSTOPIA) enjoying my psychotropic meds and waiting with glee for the real thing-MAY INCOME INEQUALITY IMPLODE!

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  7. Zuul

    There will be no serious courrection until the bulls get a little too greedy on the upside.

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  8. I Crap Like Archie Bunk3r
    I Crap Like Archie Bunk3r

    I can’t read this blog anymore…….

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  9. Stevie

    Yeah, well what does all that mean? – mad max 2 quote

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  10. Munch the Greatest

    Le Fly shits the bed

    Farkin’ suit

    Bwahaha

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  11. bonobo smores

    New money, old money? Currently just less money

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  12. Vladimir Putin

    ???????

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  13. Vladimir Putin

    I’d like you to manage my money, is that possible?
    Waiting for a prompt response. Thank you.

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    • Zuul

      I will manage your money for 100% of the profits. Left to yourself you would lose approximately 20% of your principal. This is a limited time offer.

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      • Vladimir Putin

        OK, seems fair enough.
        I have only one condition: you have to be based in Moscow. So make the necessary arrangements.
        You will be given 120 sqm flat in top location.

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        • Zuul

          If you are talking about Moscow, Idaho, then you will have to find someone else.

          If you are talking about Moscow, Russia, then I will be happy to take the job.

          Are the quantities of vodka and caviar limited or unlimited?

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          • Vladimir Putin

            Moscow, Russia of course. Never heard of Moscow, Id…
            Vodka and caviar are produced locally and we’ve got plenty of them. Unlimited for you if you show results.
            Needless to say that your pay will be credited to an account on your name in Sberbank.
            Send me your CV at [email protected]

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  14. Cascadian

    $GPRO is just a monster. I sold some and wish I didn’t.

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  15. smurfs

    We’re headed green any moment. Shorting the hole still a recipe to get one’s head ripped off.

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