I hate to get political on you; but I will do it anyway. I love the fact the Attorney General Eric Holder resigned–because it gives me all sorts of ideas where to place him next. I was thinking he could head up the IRS and Michelle Obama (MOBAMA) could be new AG. Why not? She’s a lawyer.
As IRS chief, Eric could wield his newly forged powers of middle earth and audit the shit out of the republicans who dare sue him. Then, using his new powers, he could build IRS prisons and mandate that anyone found guilty of tax evasion, of course with the approval of the new AG, be sentenced to a minimum of 15 years. The prisons will be fashioned after the old gulags of Siberia, work camps where men go to die or succumb to frost bite and have their legs sawed off.
Lastly, I propose that President Obama be afforded another term, a curtain call of sorts, in the style of the great FDR, so that we might endure his grandeur and superb basketball skills for another 4 years.
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I didn’t know holder was Irish.
IRS, sorry
tax breaks to all arms sales to drug cartels
and double tax breaks to the big banks … especially GS
Have you had inquiries regarding an orbital space cannon recently?
Michelle could become a Senator or the Secretary of State if she catches Barack getting some brain from an intern in the oval office.
Attention all Janus Stamp Collectors Club members.
Our first guest speaker has been scheduled for Monday, October 6, 2014 at 6:30pm in the employee cafeteria.
Ms. Janet Yellen will speak about the delights of stamp collecting in her youth and will display the four stamps she managed to save from her childhood collection.
Ms. Yellen will also be taking questions on other subjects such as knitting, baking, and the importance of an afternoon nap.
We are also happy to announce that new employee, Mr. William Gross has been unanimously elected as president of our newly formed stamp club.
May I bring along an assortment of S&H Green stamps?
Please don’t. We don’t to have our guest, Ms. Yellen upstaged. I understand one of the stamps she will be displaying is in fact an S&H Green stamp.
Thank you.
How can S&H Green stamps have any real value when they just print the damn things with no backing in goods?
Imagine what would happen to the US dollar if the gubberment decided to print $40,000,000,000 per month to try and stimulate the economy?
Uh, the S&H Green stamp references here are funny because they have no value…get it?
I am a little slow.
Uh, the US dollar references here are funny because they have no value…get it?
Fly for AG – ushering in the era of great social cleansing via orbital cannons and piping hot slices of pizza to the face.
As AG, prison for all, at least once.
At 47.5 years of age, one must enter prison “duty” until age 50.
NO MO BAMA!
I like prison. I wish America bring back slaves.
LOL, WTF?
Imagine the power of slaves.
In answering your question seriously, it wouldn’t surprise me if he doesn’t annex a university presidents position. No accountability & plenty of coin being slung around…
I still think he’d make a supreme IRS chief.
IRS would be good, but think of what would happen to the Woodshedder…
Now, if he were the president of Princeton, and your neighbor, it could make for some entertaining times as the Secret Service instructs you to get away from your kitchen windows every time the Obamas visit.
seems you missed the fact that Holder stated he resigned but will not actually leave until his replacement is CONFIRMED.
Where is this guy going? To hell, I hope. At least that’s what he deserves.
The first AG for the PEOPLE in 54 years. He will rest in heaven.
You don’t like people having the right to vote?
Are you sure I need to even pay taxes?
Mike send your Fed tax to me and state tax to Dr Fly. You owe a LOT. No checks. No bitcoin.
Antsy bears have been torched so many times with these mini-corrections last few years that anytime it looks like we’re going to pop back up, they head for the exits.
For bears convinced we’re headed down, it’s going to be tough to hold short positions during movements like this as holding on in the past has been getting shorts killed.
Doesn’t take much to spook the shorts/bears and here we go again.
Israel has been killing Hamas leaders left and right, so there’s probably an opening
Re: Mr. Gross at PIMCO
A reasonably necessary 5 AM start means a 3 AM wake up for those with home duties, meaning bed time at about 7 PM. What a situation for a well compensated trader in Orange County. But that’s the gig…