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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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EVERYTHING IS AWESOME

The market is certainly proving me wrong, defying the ominous twists and turns that is september. But can one be truly secure in his/her holdings over this ordinarily long, treacherous, weekend? For all we know, General Stalingrad Putin will invade Poland and annex Eastern Germany.

Everything is awesome. Stocks are flying in the face of abysmal data. It’s laughable, really. The ordinary folk, the third estate, the zebra, have no idea that Wall Street shits on them, rather poetically, on a daily basis.

Bad news is good news and good news is even better news.

As a member of what I consider to be a unique group of intelligent life forms, I have to believe all of this nonsense will come to pass one day, no? Then again, I’m just going through a risk off phase, so don’t mind me. We’ve seen this story play out for the past 5 years and it always ends the same.

Bears in a bodybag, with a bull dancing atop of it, drinking jugs of ambrosia, high off of life.

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14 comments

  1. EC

    Fly, when are you gonna bestow upon us your top ten all time movies.

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  2. fatted calf

    Buy the dip!!!!!!

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  3. Controller

    Hi! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land!

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  4. Zoe

    I know you’re loaded on TLT and etc. At what point would you considering shorting stocks directly or via ETFs and other instruments? Thank you Sir.

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  5. youknowitsme

    Is Time magazine still around? If so, Putin will be their “Man of the Year”

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  6. j livermore

    Gawd is this tape dull. Somebody say something funny!!!

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  7. hennessy

    putin for earth president 2020

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  8. jimmy_two_times

    .. when you’re part of the team !!!

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  9. Bernard Cornfeld

    OA was right. The market will NEVER correct until the last man is in.

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  10. it is showtime

    “They” do not want it down yet. Bears bodybags? Several months ago would have agreed. Not anymore because I e-volve

    If the ball is designed to react a certain way in the progression of the game, or cards with only certain numbers dealt. Can’t say one side is just losing, if, aware of their limitations and containment

    Rationalizing? In a rigged game it is truth. News&wallst don’t really give us truth. Wouldn’t it be nice each day if we heard “algos once again moved the market back up” instead of “investors bought the dip” (hahaha)

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    • Hebrew Hammer

      Um, wtf are you babbling about? I’m betting you’ve never taken a dime out of the market. Have a tall glass of stfu and let the adults carry on about their business

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  11. blogger

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