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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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The Top Has the Best View and the Sweetest Air

God damn it! I just ate some ‘authentic’ chinese food and it’s burning my face off. Who eats this sort of crap…dragons? Don’t get me wrong: I enjoy a good spicy meal. But this stuff was like eating a jar of spicy peppers, mixed in with a little fish.

Back to the markets.

Anything related to internet security was higher today, thanks to the iCloud non-breach.

The market looks great and the mood is mild. Nothing should go wrong, as investors lazily return to their desks from a long summer of slumbering and drunken debauchery. Both road slob and catamite alike will return to a gracious market, one that rewards patience and aggressive bets. The gambler, whore, and savage swine shall dine together and laugh at the priest-like (no pervert) behavior of the cautious.

In short, I’ve never sold a top that looked bad and I never bought a bottom that felt safe.

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13 comments

  1. frog

    stop trying to shake us out wtf

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  2. Greg

    Sounds like some enjoyable food choices in your area. You’d be miserable in some parts of the country, where apart from local cuisine, the food choices make hunger look like a better option.

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  3. Bruce Keller

    All the sentiment surveys have things as extremely bullish oddly enough, guess we run with a different crowd.

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  4. The Wasp

    For some reason my posts need moderating – which is annoying as they’re the best ones on here. Anyway, back to the topic at hand… did you deviants know that since 1980, September is the only month with a negative return, just sayin’…
    (This guy’s run that stats: http://stocktwits.com/RyanDetrick/message/26242652?utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=community-twitter&utm_campaign=outboundteam)

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  5. ppearlman

    may god bless billie holiday.

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  6. gappingandyapping

    Security was up due to the Home Depot news. That said, the iCloud bullshit could not have been stopped by $FEYE. But Apple is pretty much saying all the credentials were phished and it wasn’t a brute force attack on their systems. We will see, but this Home Depot attack is so fucking big that these names could go on for days. Its as big as Target.

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    • Bruce Keller

      PANW could be a good short if we have a correction? That thing has been too much of a monster since Jan. I need to research how a company making nothing is worth $7bil.

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