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The Status Quo Persists

So everyone is buying FEYE now because they feel it can protect them from iCloud hacks, all pertaining to naked photographs being disseminated for public consumption. Pure, unadulterated, rubbish. Nonetheless, the momentum is in favor of internet security names now, so be it.

My TLT is getting hammered, post dividend, and utility stocks are coming in. So what?!?!

Alibaba is coming public this month and there is nothing to change the status quo, from now until then, other than a geo-political event. My intention is to be very patient, edge into utilities on pullbacks, and generally take it easy, leading the life of leisure that I was intended to lead.

While all of you slave over hot stoves and file TPS reports, “The Fly” sits in his parlour, listening to Billy Holiday, watching the neighbor chop down 15 trees in his backyard.

The pullback is coming and when it does you’re all gonna be shining my shoes.

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14 comments

  1. Munch

    FIRSTEST!

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  2. Mr. Yellen

    Target entry for $XLU? Or any $XLU dip rotate profits from Chinese burrito into?

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  3. Munch

    Mr Market is gonna rip your head off then shit down your throat!

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  4. Bruce Keller

    Enough of this madness. TSLA puts for all!

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  5. Munch

    GOLD gitting beat with the Stupid Stick!

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    • sailing slowly into mostly cash and gold guy
      sailing slowly into mostly cash and gold guy

      How the fuck is gold not at $3,000/oz right now? The US$ is a fiat POS. Seriously, I am stating to believe the conspiracies.

      Neighbor cutting down 15 trees? PLANET KILLERS!

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  6. matt_bear

    OA bought the FEYE low with front month calls. Not only do we get a huge winner, we got to see pics of kate upton with a huge load all over her back.

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    • sailing slowly into mostly cash and gold guy
      sailing slowly into mostly cash and gold guy

      they were doing “the verlander” when you splooge on kate upton’s back.

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    • Bruce Keller

      Jeez anyone want some FEYE Short Juice?

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  7. surplusdroids

    SDS worked well through the August pullback.
    (ETF 2x short the SP 500.)
    Might nibble. Small position.
    The pullback is coming.

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  8. anton

    Steve The Neighbor never engaged in such backyard lumberjackery, I’d wager.

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  9. bonobo smores

    I don’t shine shoes. However, I’d gladly brush off your smoking jacket.

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