VLADIMIR PUTIN IS SO ANNOYING

Every Friday we are treated to more shenanigans out of that monster of a vodka whore, Premier Vladimir Putin. Why doesn’t he just invade Ukraine already and get it over with? He’s a sick man, playing a stereotypical game of chess on the world stage, probably doing so whilst practicing gymnastics in his home gym–as borscht is being served.

It appears CMGE and LEJU will never trade down again. That, my friends, is also annoying me. So many god damned things are annoying me today, almost everything in the world but you–the lowly reader. I feel sorry for you, sitting there, waiting for another entry from Le Fly.

I will have you know that the move in CRM spells great things for the cloud sector. Already stocks in the peer group, like N, are trading higher in tandem. Also, TFM beat estimates, which is lending support to WFM. I love the grocery sector here for long term capital appreciation.

SLCA never trades down. Ever since those UNP numbers, fracking sand plays, EMES, HCLP and SLCA, have been on fire. You need to read in between the leaves.

Finally, my second largest position, CBST, is ripping higher today, following my largest position, GILD, to the moon.

I mean, come on son, GILD is up almost 30 points over the past 3 months. They fucking cured hep C you crazy shits. Get with the program.