Unfortunately, because I am in possession of sensitive state secrets, I cannot partake in the #IcedBucketChallenge. However, being the generous guy that I am, Le Fly is willing to donate $1 per #IcedBucketChallenge –that our readers accept. I invite 10,000 of you heathens to take the icy plunge.
To accomplish this task, all you have to do is record a video, obscure your hideous faces if you like, and say the words “I accept the iBankCoin Iced Bucket Challenge”, using your internet name. Feel free to call out other members of this establishment. Post the videos in the comments section. Thank you very much.
However, for those of you who think they can call me out: I have a message for you.
A final note: if you do not accept my challenge (extra Van Damme voice), you will be guilty of great crimes and a hideous disregard for the dreadful disease called ALS aka “Lou Gehrig’s disease”.
To kick things off in stylish fashion, I hereby challenge Phil Pearlman, Howard Lindzon and Josh Brown. They have, ALL OF YOU HAVE, just 24 hours to comply.
Good day.
Only a fool would do that.
It’s for a good cause. Get to it.
If I donate $100 will you count that as an attempt?
I will not accept monetary donations, only iced buckets.
Fuck it, I accept. I’ll be calling some folks out…
I hope one of the people you intend to call out is Marc David. He’s been especially elusive.
Yeah, he’s on the top of the list. I think he has just been working a lot lately.
Yours has to be a garbage can of water, Rhino. Just because I’d like to see you lift one (no homo).
I don’t have a big metal garbage can, but I will see what i can come up with.
It was in the low 70s here today. Does it count if I just jump in my pool tomorrow?
Hey can we get some Courtney Love for the wknd?
wtf?
Might has well donate the rest of my funds from my hedge fund manager. As the market hits new highs I got my July statement showing down 50% YTD. Yeehaw. What a joke. iBC is all a trader needs in reality.
Good cause or not, how about a little action on how much the good docteur has to pay out?
Here is my video – I had already done it before your challenge so you may not contribute the dollar but being the magnanimous individual that you are, I expect you might. Enjoy my pain – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CI91M7b7sc&list=UU63HfUvxjds7Y5XpYBQk3mg
It must say ibankcoin sir
Your challenge has been rejected. Try again…sir
I am working out of a single ice cube tray freezing them at a rate of 16 cubes a pop. Catch you on the flip side, sometime tomorrow afternoon pending my wife doesn’t want ice water. (the boys already know the deal)
Talk about a flop post. At $1 a pop, ALS stands to receive no money. Sweet. Extremely weak sauce.
The flop is on you luke. Its people like you, evil doers, who are unwilling to comply with my challenge that causes tragedy to occur.
If you truly cared, you’d dump an iced bucket over your head.
Fly, you ever see that movie The Counselor?
Fly, do you have mutton chops?
Anyone have legal connections on Carmel, CA? Might need some “assistance.”