Everything you thought you knew about life two weeks ago is now null and void. You thought you had it all figured out. Vladimir Putin, your hero, was going to sweep across The Ukraine– like the relic that he is– and occupy the entire country. You, in your infinite wisdom, were going to mint a fortune from your stupid TZA position inside of your pathetic excuse for an office environment.
Now everything has changed. Peace is reigning in the slavic region of The Ukraine and Vlad is as docile as an old dog. He’s probably making Faberge eggs somewhere with his grandchildren.
I warned you people to ‘see to your sins’ in order to get right with this world. The amount of bad karma you’re throwing off is incredible. Some of you are the very worst people in the world, regular Pol Pots. But I am not going to get into that now.
See, what I am going to do now is eat lunch. Do you know why I can eat lunch at 10:46 in the morning, without checking in with some jackass supervisor: because I am my own man and I don’t answer to anyone, except my wife, aka “The Battle Ax”, of course. But who doesn’t?
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Plenty of “managers” out there, not so many “leaders” tho.
Dr. Fly. I’m crushed. Mrs. Fly aka “The Battle Ax”? I always thought wives were to be referred to as “She who must be obeyed” … at least that’s what my union manual said 🙂
It’s about time things got Litt up around here.
Where are the NUGT cheerleaders?
low carb lunch?
Faberge Eggs…fucking classic!! all to appease his “Battle Axe” most assuredly
I hope this counts as spam because my largest holding, GOGO, is up 7.50% today (up 25% in the last 10 days or so now). My number #2 holding “NAME” is still VERY cheap and as I keep saying it is going much higher.
Dr. Fly, if I don’t take my morning break and lunch at EXACTLY 9am & 12pm, respectively, I am subject to an “official discussion”, or if a repeat offense, a “letter of warning”….. Tweets on the clock are ok, as long as I don’t get caught. Typing from the mop closet ATM.
I’m sick of seeing the Najarian’s faces on this site.
Just sayin
Still in CLDX ?
My best friend’s wife is Ecuadorian. “Battle Axe” indeed. Don’t mess with Latin women.
There is not a lot of talk about what people are holding on here (other than that shallow top 3 or 5 recently) – who has a good idea that they can back with a valuation or tangible growth prospects?
shippers are ready…BALT
Or are you all holding burrito stocks…??
I sold wuba yesterday afternoon. Took Le Fly’s advice not to hold into earnings.
Be bold,
Buy and hold.
Dis is a real bull market!
Putin rolls into Ukraine next month.
This is a bad sign… No one is holding anything with fundamentals it seems..?
EVERYTHING has fundamentals, my dear.
cat dog.
heh.
Thanks captain obvious – do I really need to rephrase?
$SPX ends up -.85% today
How did you come to that astute conclusion Bruce?
Fib lines projected backwards with a little anti-Putin sauce?
Pulled it out my ass! No basis whatsoever. I don’t even know what -.85% would be.
Bruce, I like your avatar picture. Well done.
does anyone actually manage money here?…
When you say ends “up -.85” does that mean down 0.85% or up that amount? Or are you just covering you ass either way?
There’s a crazy “Battle Ax” stomping around the apt above me. For God’s sakes, never get in the position where you’re old, no money, living in “crazy town”. I’m going into the woods in here in Northern Maine and slit my wrists and do it the right way, not across width but along length of my forearm. Can someone cal that ISIS head cutter and make an appointment for me? THANKS IN ADVANCE!
OMG !! $IFON home got a bid !!!
You an oil man again Fly? Refiners looking alright- $ALJ ftw.
$VJET moving
Grand-e Final-e
Where’s the orchestra?
Where’s Wilson?
My $C is turning out alright. Fuck China.