iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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GUESS WHAT, PAL?

Everything you thought you knew about life two weeks ago is now null and void. You thought you had it all figured out. Vladimir Putin, your hero, was going to sweep across The Ukraine– like the relic that he is– and occupy the entire country. You, in your infinite wisdom, were going to mint a fortune from your stupid TZA position inside of your pathetic excuse for an office environment.

Now everything has changed. Peace is reigning in the slavic region of The Ukraine and Vlad is as docile as an old dog. He’s probably making Faberge eggs somewhere with his grandchildren.

I warned you people to ‘see to your sins’ in order to get right with this world. The amount of bad karma you’re throwing off is incredible. Some of you are the very worst people in the world, regular Pol Pots. But I am not going to get into that now.

See, what I am going to do now is eat lunch. Do you know why I can eat lunch at 10:46 in the morning, without checking in with some jackass supervisor: because I am my own man and I don’t answer to anyone, except my wife, aka “The Battle Ax”, of course. But who doesn’t?

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33 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    Plenty of “managers” out there, not so many “leaders” tho.

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  2. cat

    Dr. Fly. I’m crushed. Mrs. Fly aka “The Battle Ax”? I always thought wives were to be referred to as “She who must be obeyed” … at least that’s what my union manual said 🙂

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  3. gnat

    It’s about time things got Litt up around here.

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  4. alty

    Where are the NUGT cheerleaders?

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  5. matt_bear

    low carb lunch?

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  6. duckkell

    Faberge Eggs…fucking classic!! all to appease his “Battle Axe” most assuredly

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  7. blackalgo

    I hope this counts as spam because my largest holding, GOGO, is up 7.50% today (up 25% in the last 10 days or so now). My number #2 holding “NAME” is still VERY cheap and as I keep saying it is going much higher.

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  8. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly, if I don’t take my morning break and lunch at EXACTLY 9am & 12pm, respectively, I am subject to an “official discussion”, or if a repeat offense, a “letter of warning”….. Tweets on the clock are ok, as long as I don’t get caught. Typing from the mop closet ATM.

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  9. VladimirPoutine

    I’m sick of seeing the Najarian’s faces on this site.

    Just sayin

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  10. contrarian

    Still in CLDX ?

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  11. psychnerd

    My best friend’s wife is Ecuadorian. “Battle Axe” indeed. Don’t mess with Latin women.

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  12. blackalgo

    There is not a lot of talk about what people are holding on here (other than that shallow top 3 or 5 recently) – who has a good idea that they can back with a valuation or tangible growth prospects?

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  13. blackalgo

    Or are you all holding burrito stocks…??

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    • VladimirPoutine

      I sold wuba yesterday afternoon. Took Le Fly’s advice not to hold into earnings.

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  14. The Next New Cat Thing
    The Next New Cat Thing

    Be bold,
    Buy and hold.

    Dis is a real bull market!

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  15. bluestar

    Putin rolls into Ukraine next month.

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  16. blackalgo

    This is a bad sign… No one is holding anything with fundamentals it seems..?

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  17. blackalgo

    Thanks captain obvious – do I really need to rephrase?

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  18. bruce keller

    $SPX ends up -.85% today

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  19. blackalgo

    How did you come to that astute conclusion Bruce?
    Fib lines projected backwards with a little anti-Putin sauce?

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  20. blackalgo

    When you say ends “up -.85” does that mean down 0.85% or up that amount? Or are you just covering you ass either way?

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  21. john

    There’s a crazy “Battle Ax” stomping around the apt above me. For God’s sakes, never get in the position where you’re old, no money, living in “crazy town”. I’m going into the woods in here in Northern Maine and slit my wrists and do it the right way, not across width but along length of my forearm. Can someone cal that ISIS head cutter and make an appointment for me? THANKS IN ADVANCE!

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  22. j livermore

    OMG !! $IFON home got a bid !!!

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  23. sk

    You an oil man again Fly? Refiners looking alright- $ALJ ftw.

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  24. j livermore

    $VJET moving

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  25. it is showtime

    Grand-e Final-e

    Where’s the orchestra?
    Where’s Wilson?

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  26. from gorby

    My $C is turning out alright. Fuck China.

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