THE JUDGE IS NOW PRESIDING

I feel like doing something new. I will now judge your top 5 holdings to let you know if you’re heading down the path of ‘extreme poverty’ or the land of ‘milk and honey.’ Leave them in the comments section and I will do a new post highlighting as many bullshit portfolios as possible.

I promise you it will be wildly more entertaining than Cramer’s nonsensical “Am I diversified” routine. Unlike the evil Cramer who demands that you diversify your portfolio, “The Fly” only asks that you obey the laws of reason.