iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I’M BACK

You people have me all wrong. I am not here to make you feel better about your pathetic selves. I will not step on eggs to protect your fragile egos. WAKE UP SON, this isn’t fat boy camp and “The Fly” isn’t here to make friends.

See the market going up today, in all of its illustrious grandeur? I called it. Am I ashamed for calling it? Do I feel bad that I made more money today than you did for the entire past 12 months? Nope. Do you know why?

Because, as I type this, some asshole that I want to throw rocks at just made my annual take in one day.  Sure, I might want to throw rocks at him and curse him for being awesome; but that doesn’t take away from the fact that he’s awesome.

“The Fly” is awesome and you need to start acknowledging that. Do not compare yourselves to me. It isn’t fair. That’s like trying to compare an Impala to a Benz. Instead of trying to fix a Benz logo onto your Impala, why don’t you find a way to get a Benz instead?

My chinese stocks are shooting higher. My biotech plays, JAZZ, ICPT and SGEN, continue to gimp you fuckers out. I am in the midst of an epic turn around, one that scratches the small brains of the uninitiated. Stop asking me where my losses are year to date. I’ll update you when there is something worthy to talk about.

The market has been sloshing around for more than a month. I’ve always told you that earnings are an annoyance. It detracts from the fantasy and the realism of shitty earnings stifles rallies. Now that earnings are out of the way, this market is ready to bust loose, just like the gimp.

Sit back and enjoy (no homo).

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28 comments

  1. matt_bear

    i can smell the extra caffinated french roast permeating thru this post.

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  2. fuck TSL

    I really mean it this time; one more BANNING and I am out of here for good, again.

    CSIG is up 20% on the day!

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    • Dr. Fly

      So you know, TSL has outperformed your miserable CSIQ over the past month.

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      • bchu12

        TSL is a piece of sh!t tho. I’ve owned it for a year. it’s just treading now. needs that rocket boost soon

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      • fuck TSL

        Math much? If you weren’t so damn busy banning everyone who isn’t sucking your asshole you’d be able to do the math.

        So you know, the past month TSL up 1%, CSIQ up 6%. I told you all it was a buy on the dip on Aug 1, up 24% since then – and they day ain’t over.

        Up 21% today on 5.5x average volume – Schwinnnnnng!

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        • Dr. Fly

          Considering it took a 20% one day jump to move ahead, I’d say you’re a regular jackass.

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          • fuck TSL

            Your math ignores the days when the other guy kicks ass? Please go punch your 3rd grade math teacher in the nuts. How about that – the DOW is up like 900,000% this month if you ignore all the down days…..

            CSIQ up 23% today. PPT signals overbought? Long until I get my target 55%. If you own TSL get the fuck out before the US tariffs crush their earnings.

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          • fuck TSL

            So there.

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          • Dr. Fly

            Such a loser. It’s almost unbelievable that you exist.

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          • fuck TSL

            *hands over ears*
            la la la la la la la I CANT HEAR YOU CAUSE I’M BANNED AGAIN!

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  3. bluestar

    Bring out the gimp
    I think he is sleeping.
    Well I guess your gonna have to wake him up then won’t you?

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  4. TraderCaddy

    Maybe you should go to Brooklyn more often.
    By the by, my parents had a 1967 yellow Impala wagon and I recall it riding like a Benz.
    The cool part was sleeping in the back while driving through Milwaukee on the way to the Wisconsin Peninsula while the MLK riots were going on.
    Plus it had a giant gas tank which was very helpful during the Arab embargo when gas shot up to .60 (that’s cents) a gallon.

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  5. surplusdroids

    YELP tipping ritz.
    Sold it.
    Thanks IBC!

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  6. 401ker

    It’s been a while, but didn’t the Gimp die in that movie?

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  7. bchu12

    what’s the biotech ETF with the most beta? only biotech etf i know are PBE and IBB. Looking for a high flier etf.

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  8. HeroinAddict

    you are back when you get positive, dog.

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    • Dr. Fly

      I am not back. I’m back, as in the Gimp, the guy on the front page and what he represents, you dense microbe.

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  9. smartestone

    I really dont hope we fall back to 1933 today

    XIV is where it’s at right now

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  10. TheMarketAce

    $GRUB another example of a recent IPO settling and subsequently breaking to new highs. Love the business model as well. Thoughts?

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  11. dfjas

    NUGT BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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