After notching a 1.2% gain in yesterday’s trading session, I’ll take today’s minor pullback as a stepping stone towards magnanimity. Over the past three weeks, I’ve been building myself an ark, made from old chinese chopsticks and the skulls of former kings. I like to call this ark “The Burrito Basket” because it will be immune to the drunken caprices of typical American september–Neanderthal like– draw-downs. I’ve positioned myself, alongside a select group of sophisticated investors (extra sales pitch) for great success in the orient.
“The Fly” is the Pai Mei of this stock shit.
Inside of my chinese basket of ancient knowledge are the following stocks. I’ve curated (Pearlman) them for extreme winship.
CMGE (new)
DSKY
VNET
ZPIN
XNET
QIHU
LITB
I will not add to this exquisite blend of market mastery without first taking profits from a listed member. The lot of you are more than welcomed to join me in this expedition, this African safari through the jungles of China (super stupid) towards the path of golden roses and euphoric climax (no pervert).
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if you were chinese and had long white hair, i imagine you would be pai mai.
I am Pai Mei, all caffeine’d up.
watch out for the fish heads then.
Long Axe, Short Axe? (double entrendre if you can follow I’d be impressed..)
XNET for the win (no Ferguson).
Icahn:
Today he follows up that warning with an op-ed that states “we are in a major asset bubble that continues to grow”
(well duh)
Icahn is duplicitous
he wants your shares
If there were an IBROW burrito I’d buy it.
Le Fly you need to launch an etf, the BRTO. It would sell briskly to the hungered masses.
I am more of the Pei Wei type.
http://www.peiwei.com/index.aspx
I’m all loaded (no pun) with BORN. Baijiu FTW!
Like that $CMGE…..
Tomorrow I am visiting The Great Home State of “The Fly”….flying an unruly gang of sick kids across the country for the occasion. Makes me want to scratch my eyeballs out.
But, as I fly in that gloarious metal tube across so much vast wasteland, I will rest easy knowing that my TNA and EWZ will most certainly be doing that which they were both born to do — go higher.
Fly let me know if you will be up around Newark.
I would never be around Newark , unless I was flying
Fly, if you were really properly all Chinese’d up you would know that this movie was better than any of the Kill Bill movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrdtUDxiDn4