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Just When You Thought All Was Lost: A Win is Born

Even I started to doubt the very essence of life this morning, the symmetry that gives us planetary significance. It was a lot to take in, the specter of a PPT signal being ignored by the masses, discarded like some sort of deformed baby during Spartan times. Alas, all is well and I am back to kicking older men down and into idle sewer pipes again.

Markets are soaring on news that General Putin and his rag tag bunch of vodka whores surrendered to The Ukraine and have decided to NOT place laser images of President Obama eating a banana on their capitol buildings.

JAZZ is most impressive to me, following a two day rout. I like the shares up to $200.

I find most of my trading dollars long China, for a variety of reasons. Right now my chinese holdings are XNET, ZPIN, VNET and DSKY.

Celebrate and rejoice by popping corks of champagne into each other’s faces and throwing fistfuls of cocaine at the kids playing outside (just kidding on the last part).

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29 comments

  1. xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
    xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

    I would like to see TNA finish up at least 3 bucks today….i shall reward myself with a gluttonous 3-pound bone in ribeye should it be so.

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  2. ernisTbass

    yeah, whose kids play outside anymore ?

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  3. OG

    Lots of momo still in the red.

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  4. rangersfan

    Thoughts on LITB ?

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  5. Steak

    “rag tag bunch of vodka whores”

    …fucking classic

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  6. surplusdroids

    Sold all of my TNA. Nice gain. Don’t want to hold it over the weekend or late in the day on a friday.

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  7. I Am Jesse Livermore

    I’ve been saying for about a week now that Putin wouldn’t invade. He’s full of shit just like the bears on this page.

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  8. I Am Jesse Livermore

    All this supposed war and turmoil (Ukraine, Israel/Gaza/Iraq, Ebola) and gold/silver is shitting the bed. The doom and gloomers are wrong again.

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  9. Civilmetimbers

    I positioned myself in JAZZ. Thank you.

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  10. TheMarketAce

    Señor Tropicana,

    Thoughts on the $RPTP price action today?

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  11. Tom

    Sir. Fly, I have DIS WFC GILD DE in investment account. If I add one more, which do you recommend? Thank you.

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  12. I Am Jesse Livermore

    A close above 1,930 is very bullish

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