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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I’M ALL CHINESE’D UP

Dr. Fly Fri Aug 8, 2014 4:09pm EST 9 Comments

Great close for a stupid day. Lots of stocks lagged, however, so don’t start killing people in celebration just yet. I have to believe there’s more to this rally, than just this. Frankly, it was a little milquetoast for my liking. I was barely up 0.8%.

Nevertheless, I’ve taken the liberties to position myself for extraordinary winship–the likes none of you have ever seen before. We will get there, eventually, as I am destined to be ordained ‘Supreme Winner, God Amongst Men’ for all eternity.

I hope you and your morbidly obese wives enjoy the weekend. Try hitting up the gym; it’s good for your ticker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziYLeF5f8nk

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9 comments

  1. El Rhino
    El Rhino
    August 8, 2014 at 4:15 pm

    Here you go, all Chinese’d Up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UER0kdrer00

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  2. xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
    xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
    August 8, 2014 at 4:20 pm

    Well….no 5-pounder i guess. Whatever…i assume we run next week.

    Bought a gargantuan amount of EWZ into the close for next weeks run.

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  3. jpmorgains
    jpmorgains
    August 8, 2014 at 5:02 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTTtld-gkVw

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  4. Tom
    Tom
    August 8, 2014 at 5:52 pm

    Thank you Sir.. Have a great weekend !

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  5. matt_bear
    matt_bear
    August 8, 2014 at 8:39 pm

    The likes we’ve never seen? OA just cracked off a pair of 1000% trades, pal.

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  6. Dr Fly
    Dr Fly
    August 8, 2014 at 9:06 pm

    Matt

    Oa is playing options. It’s like comparing a coke head to a weed head.

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  7. matt_bear
    matt_bear
    August 8, 2014 at 9:32 pm

    Booger sugar.

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