I left for the day early to take the old family, ball and chain and all, to NYC for some Central Park festivities. During that time, I had the opportunity to think about the market, the stupid occupation that I decided to take up, and heartily laugh at the lot of you for the drivel posted on my blog.
Listen to me pal: you are not qualified to offer financial advice here; but you already knew that. Now there’s no damned way I am going to sit idle and watch you predict geo-political events too.
God damn it, I could kill each and every single one of you with small knives.
Russia isn’t going to invade The Ukraine. Even if those vodka whores did, it would have zero affect on 100% of the companies normal people trade in. Do not make mountains out of mole hills, small men from the darkest corners of the internets. Putin is a loser–always has been and always will be a certified 10 times loser. Many of you homosexuals like to post pictures of Putin on bears or shooting bow and arrows, whilst riding atop of golden eagles. That’s because you’re a bunch of fucking assholes who suffer from episodes of psychotic breakdowns that need to be tended to– through massive doses of psychotropics, as well as a stay at Snapper 5.
Listen to me again: one could never predict geo political surprises, not even The PPT. They are outliers that cause volatility to spike. They are inherently gay. But this is total horseshit, just know that.
The rally shall proceed as soon as cooler heads prevail. God willing those heads will be in attendance tomorrow.
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Hear I sit with no furniture in a house that may get blown away by not one but two hurricanes. Why the fuck did I move to Hawaii. I have been running around all day getting water food gas flashlights. Oh well.
Putin is a fag. Agree We get a bounce soon.
You will receive the apocalypse you crave in ironic fashion.
It is my fate. On the positive side I got Purchase Offer for my house in bean town today. Life is a Ying and a Yang.
Russian, Iraqi’s, Syrians, Ebola and Rising Interest rates and the SP 500 is off 3% from all time highs. Its everything the bears could pray for and 3% is all they got!? BTFD
What are you talking about? We “have” Ebola? Rising rates? War?
Nothing, has happened yet. Just all percolating. Lol
So far just another controlled hemorrhage. Nice that Dow is down ytd tho
Hear me now, Russia is a third world country masquerading as a developed country. Did you see the hotels in Sochi during the winter olympics? Half of them would qualify as shanty town tenements.
Europe would take a big, but not catastrophic hit, if Russia shut off the gas, but Russia’s economy would completely collapse in six months w/o European gas payments.
Like I said before Putin ain’t gonna do shit. If he was going to invade he would’ve done it by now. He’s stuck paying all these pensioners and having to fix roads in Crimea and he can’t afford more.
We likely bottom tomorrow or Friday. Cover shorts. We will go higher. Rally out of pending low is key. Good luck
The shear will save us, always does when they come from the east. It’s the ones that hook up out of the south that get us.
I’m selling volatility, buying the dip (in cautious measure).
I like it when bluestar is bullish. You where it well friend
looks like another dump day on wall st.
Putin scoffs at those that would try to incorporate Mother Russia! With one rifle and bayonet for every other man, woman, and child, Vlad will impale Donetskgrad (soon to be Putingrad) with his own chevron and laugh in the face of the inept and bankrupt fascists that play the game of sorry for the amusement of their media’s propaganda machines. This has become a matter of personal pride for Vlad. Now the fracking Russian winter approaches and natgas is needed to produce the synthetic oils that grease the rifles of victory!.
Mr Fly – Just wanted to say I am a fan of your tweets and writings. Refreshing commentary and stock calls in this day and age.
Signed @super_trades
drivel of a post. russia is on the borders. media is not reporting it because US cannot afford that war as markets will tumble.
You think people who sold a tonne yesterday are morons ? They know something you dont know. You have been shouting buy the market buy the market….since it broken 1970. So when will you go bearish ? at 1200?
ppt is saying technical sell for some days but here you are shouting buy buy buy. Is there a diff between u and cramer
how about those ppl that sold in 2011 during the debt problem? now they look like chumps. Same here. new highs by end of year
yea and what about those who bought in 2007….nothing will happen. stocks are so cheap. Every dip they would buy in 2007. How can stocks crash. When it dropped 10%, ppl like you went in screaming…lets buy more. What does market know? Am the boy genius.
Western media outlets like CNN, CBS, NBC, AP, PBS, ABC, FOX, MTV, AJ are all pnwed and completely customized for the average soccer mom to understand and get warm fuzzies. They do not tell the whole story of how Senor Putin has repeatedly flipped off Obama and the USA.
Putin gives Snowden a nice place to live, aka. Fuck You USA!
Putin owns Crimea already, ‘cept on CNN. Fuck You USA!
Putin gives rockets to freedom fighters (or rebels, whatever). They get shitfaced and, ooooops, blow civilians out of the sky. Fuck You USA!
Estonia is next to go down and all Putin will say is – FUCK YOU USA, ya fucking pussies, and same to all ya ghey people!
Face it. Putin has a significantly bigger cock than all of your western heros, unless you want to see what they say about that on CNN.
U a hole
The prophesies of the HuggieBear have finally come true. A grand buying opportunity awaits, but a bit lower.
Today may be a proper rout.
just lovin all of it….great entertainment….keep it up!
my asshole is bleeding from the FSLR earnings miss….i care not what you post about today sir Fly. I raise my middle finger in honor of you, down here in south FL.
Don’t know if it will help but Needham raised FSLR from hold to buy this AM.
I may have to head down to Plantation for a day or two to help supervise my son’s move.
cool, that’s where I am.
it’s only down $1 in premarket
TMF is a better vehicle than TLT.
Just sayin’. I’ve gone bullish today personally.
Bruce, which of the ibank services do you subscribe to, and which one do you recommend first and foremost?
OA and it’s what I recommend. 12631 is pretty nice but I can’t use it during the day much, and I haven’t tried PPT yet.
OK. That’s truly hilarious, and 100% enough to convince me to read all of your posts for ever and ever, or until I get bored, whichever comes first.
Any fellow FUEL bagholders have a plan here? Sell and move on, or hope for a bounce?
Hope for a bounce, but move on in a day or two, if nothing comes our way!
ENPH – you buttheads should have listened to me, instead you watch stupid fucking lines superimposed on an old chart. No substitute for researching companies and predicting the next geo political surprises. Read a fucking newspaper, besides newsweek, for a change.
Fly, thoughts on $VNET?
Speaking of investment advice, may I humbly suggest that some of you might benefit by investing in a nice gravitar? Kudos to Bruce Keller for the fine example. All these cootie bugs make the blog look like Alf took a giant technicolor yawn at it.
Agree with genie. Chess & ragin are good but this fly guy is no diff then frenetic Cramer