I left for the day early to take the old family, ball and chain and all, to NYC for some Central Park festivities. During that time, I had the opportunity to think about the market, the stupid occupation that I decided to take up, and heartily laugh at the lot of you for the drivel posted on my blog.
Listen to me pal: you are not qualified to offer financial advice here; but you already knew that. Now there’s no damned way I am going to sit idle and watch you predict geo-political events too.
God damn it, I could kill each and every single one of you with small knives.
Russia isn’t going to invade The Ukraine. Even if those vodka whores did, it would have zero affect on 100% of the companies normal people trade in. Do not make mountains out of mole hills, small men from the darkest corners of the internets. Putin is a loser–always has been and always will be a certified 10 times loser. Many of you homosexuals like to post pictures of Putin on bears or shooting bow and arrows, whilst riding atop of golden eagles. That’s because you’re a bunch of fucking assholes who suffer from episodes of psychotic breakdowns that need to be tended to– through massive doses of psychotropics, as well as a stay at Snapper 5.
Listen to me again: one could never predict geo political surprises, not even The PPT. They are outliers that cause volatility to spike. They are inherently gay. But this is total horseshit, just know that.
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